Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
That's not so bad, but the grass skirt itches something fierce.
Dench was good as M, and really fun as the Queen in “Shakespeare in Love.”
The hills may not be ready for y’all just yet. [smiles]
If you can, email your senators and tell them to preserve the Constitution and the Bill of Rights as they swore to do when they took office.
We really must keep our God-given rights, or we will become slaves.
Already going on one in the next few weeks, but it’s in the opposite direction.
Surprised me ArGee. Didn’t know you had ever worn a grass shirt. Is there something else I don’t know that I should be warned about? All in the interest of keeping a distance, perhaps.
Want some cold chills?
Alert Sally...
Amen
We watch that show on Saturday...well we did until we’d seen all the episodes twice. I don’t like her character much, but Lionel cracks me up.
Yes, BUT: My favorite is “Keeping Up Appearances,” while “Are You Being Served?” runs a close second. ;o]
What I had said was, if you recall, I'd never had a growth spurt.
Red Green comes right after “Are You Being Served” here. AYBS bumped “Waiting For God,” which I liked better. I used to work at a PBS station, and I have seen all the episodes of AYBS.
Red Green is approaching the final episode in the Phoenix market, and it’s a good one. It’s available on YouTube.
I don’t watch the local PBS, as the shows I like are on too late at night for me. Some day, maybe they will hire some conservatives to help choose the programming content and times. We can only hope.
What’s a “PBS”?
I’d tell you, but the Mods would pull my post. I’m afraid if I get too many of those in a day, I might get popped.
Then you missed last night’s airing of the Obastard Rhythm and Blues Festival Extravaganza (for which taxpayers paid $432,000) they taped last week at the White House. You know the house, it’s white and belongs to us even though we are barred from visiting.
It’s just as well. It’d have made your blood boil.
A PeanutButterSamwich!
I was flying a bumpy road last night. The plane got in at 1945 and a flight attendant told me as I was deboarding, “Have fun!” I said, “I live here! I can’t have THAT kind of fun and still live here!”
By the time the taxi dropped me at the door, it was almost 2100. I got online long enough to let folks know I was safe and then I headed for bed.
It’s probably good that I didn’t watch TV. My comments may have invited black helicopters, so I will keep them to myself. I suspect Harry may have spies on me, anyway, to see if I’m dangerous to his image. *snark*
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