Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Beer is in fridge #2, horses' doovers in fridge #3. Please do not open fridge #1.
Am currently searching for the cream soda fountain....
Thank you for coming in and doing something Papa can understand. Papa all confused.
It’s not about computers, it’s about networks, or really “not”works, which is what my brain is. That’s why logic is generally left bleeding on the floor.
Papa will remember the time Junior got tangled up with that bar cub and the mama bar gave Junior a whoopin’. Mama wanted to beat the mama bar away to save Junior but Papa said he wouldn’t larn nuthin if’n she did that. Junior had to larn him not to mess with a bar cub.
Junior had a big scratch on his arm but he larned not to mess with bar cubs.
I think the mama bar learned not to mess with Junior, too, but I ain’t sure.
If he made a mistake in marrying her, he is the one that has to live with it, not me. I will empathize, but I still won’t tell him what I think of his choice.
I’ve never done it in the past and I won’t do it now.
If he suffers from mental illness when skirts are around, he will have to learn from that, as well.
He went through a period here about three months ago where he was just as mean and spiteful to me as he could get, and it had me pretty upset. He’s NEVER done that!
Then I realized he was listening to his “committee” and that he would come out of it. Or not. I refuse to compound an already touchy problem with my opinions.
Good morning!
Typsos are required here.
mornging.
Oh, I forgot to mention that you do not actually put the sweaters in the “sweater” bag. Sorreee! Don’t put them in there next time, and all will be well.
I'm delighted to see that this party is in full swing! Party hearty, FRiends!
My sockets timed out a while back...
Been taking a lot of that glucosamine stuff since...
What are these “sane socks” of which you speak? Once they have traveled through the interdimensional portals in the washer and/or dryer, they’re never normal again.
That’s why you have to trick them into getting into the “sweater” bag. But they’re not only insane, but also not very bright, so after a few washings, getting into the bag is normal and natural to them... Most of them... Mostly...
Oh no! The socks turned the trick on you, didn’t they. Hang on. Or rather, don’t hang on! Go north and get a gamma ray ride out of there! Quickly.
You can deal with the socks when you get back. I hope that you bought a nice, fine-gauge sweater bag? They cost more, but they really control the socks.
I am overjoyed you have been able to train your socks fairly well. Never had the kind of success with socks you have reiterated. Me socks give me nothing but misery. Does acid in the wash help in turning the socks more toward the sane side? Me just using soap no Clorox. Maybe bleach is not acidy. Have some Acetic around here somewhere and pickle juice. Does pickle juice work?
I was talking about bacon. ;-)
I use powdered laundry detergent from Sam’s Club. I get a bucket of it every once in a while. Lasts a long time.
I add Chlorox liquid color-safe bleach and Downey fabric softener in the final rinse - most washers these days have automatic final rinse additions.
By the time the spin cycle is over they’re usually cowed into submission.
Best wishes getting your corralled and trained.
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