Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
One of my favorite worship songs used to be “Shine, Jesus, Shine.”
Unfortunately, now I’m not sure what that song really means.
Or maybe the other way around. We bedbugs can type, you know.
So sorry for the confusion.
Excellent! I just love my annoying friends. Well, and the rest of them as well. Throw a
few former enemies in there too. And the n00bs that I've mother-henned when they
first got here. Oh, I almost forgot the essayists that I proofread for free here. And all
my ping list holders. I do enjoy getting my pings. They're not very annoying.
I'll shut up and go away now.
Hippy Boothday!!!
Whooshe birshday are we shellebratin' again? Oh, yeah. Happsy Birshday Darcknoreth and Anochylde! Wait. Darkano and Norethchlyde! No. Darkchylde and Anoreth! (I shink dash it!)
Oh, don't be so annoying.
Happy Birthday, Anoreth!
Happy Birthday, Darkchylde!
Don’t take any wooden birthday cakes.
Those were not bed bugs. Those were me. You can ignore post 2401. We made a simple mistake.
Sheesh, this typing is harder than we thought.
Do you remember Les Dawson's Piano playing?
That depends on who is Lurking! :)
You think I’m annoying? [blush] Thank you!!
Ish a birshday. I hash a reashon.
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I'm trying to figure out how to patent the idea...
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