Oh, I forgot to mention that you do not actually put the sweaters in the “sweater” bag. Sorreee! Don’t put them in there next time, and all will be well.
Det ails, det ails. The dev il is in the det ails.
I used to pin Mr. Sg’s dress socks together because it’s such a nuisance to try to match them in anything but bright sunlight. Occasionally, the safety pins would get stuck in the fabric and I couldn’t remove them so I figured, “No big deal.” Then came the day when he went through the metal detector in Federal Court (cackle cackle cackle).