It vastly raises the price in a restaurant...
As does calling one of these "escargot"...
Posted on 01/03/2013 6:36:29 PM PST by BenLurkin
Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev’s off-air comments that Russian Presidents are given a secret file about extraterrestrials living among us created much media interest. Most news reports claimed that Medvedev was simply joking. His apparent reference to the Men In Black movie as a source of information on a super secret agency that monitors extraterrestrials on Earth was commonly cited as key evidence that he was in fact joking. The reasoning is that no political leader would refer reporters to a comedy to clarify national policy. It has now emerged that Medvedev was not referring to the Men in Black comedy after all, but to a recent Russian television documentary titled “Men in Black” that reveals many details about an extensive cover up of extraterrestrial life visiting Earth.
However, a more accurate translation of what Medvedev actually said about the Men in Black phenomenon was: “You can receive more detailed information having watched the documentary film of the same name.” So Medvedev was referring to a Russian “documentary film” titled Men in Black, not the Hollywood blockbuster by the same name...
Russian Men In Black (MIB) documentary, a number of prominent UFO cases in Russia and the USA are discussed. The Roswell UFO crash is covered, along with a number of extraterrestrial abduction cases, and UFOs disabling nuclear weapons facilities. The documentary examines testimony that extraterrestrial bases have been established on Earth, and that some are in restricted US military areas with the full knowledge of the Pentagon. The documentary even goes on to seriously discuss President Eisenhower’s alleged meeting with extraterrestrials, where agreements were reached with some of the visitors giving them permission to take some of the Earth’s resources in exchange for advanced technology...
(Excerpt) Read more at exopolitics.org ...
Exactly.
I did send some congresscritters a challenge via e-mail that said, “IF Obamacare s SO great and wonderful why don’t you lead by example and put yourselves, your staff, and your families on it?”
No surprise that none of them took up the challenge.
SHOCKED!!! I am shocked!
I think the house has a good idea - pass a budget or we won't pay you. But I think I have an even better idea - pass a budget or we will fire you.
Like Clint said, if someone isn't doing the job, it's time to let him go. All 100 of him. Even Rubio. I'll give this year's freshmen a break.
I’d fire all of them and walk up to people who have actually ad to pay bills, work for a paycheck, and worry about where the next utility payment is coming from and send them to Washington.
If they protest and complain, that’s an even bigger incentive to send them.
And then remind them that if they screw up, their neighbors know where they live.
“I don’t want to lose my amateur status...”
I am blessed with a great ability to practice restraint.
It has nothing to do with my High School/College experience as a cut-down artist; the practice was about elevated to an art form in those days, and — whereas some did it out of genuine malice — I always engaged in it for the sheer humor value, and the chance to test my rapier wit.
Fortunately, I never lost touch with the reality that some on the receiving end were incapable of feeling anything but impugned; whether it was humorous, or witty, or simply mean, so I now limit my targets to public figures behaving stupidly; people who not only LET themselves in for it, but beat down the door to get into it.
And NOW for something COMPLETELY different...:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3giW0Cj9Y
LOL!
Saved it with Argee’s addition as ‘Attack of the cat’.
When I was in High School I thought I was such a wit.
Turns out I was about half right.
Noted that you pinged n & v so as to avoid a harRUMPH!...
Yes, there are some things that can’t be compromised. :-O
I don't know if it sounds better this way or the truncated version - 'getting old'... ;-)
Or 'look at that white haired balding old man with the leathery skin'... ;-)
Addition:
Meanwhile, Master Inceptor Gworvash chuckled behind his feline whiskers content in the knowledge that feline alien origins had not been uncovered.
Nor would they be.
Gworvash and his protege loaded their subject back into an alien device for another night of prodding and experimentation.
Suggestion:
The novice asked, “How much longer will this study be? The stupid human keeps expecting me to eat that fishy stuff he takes out of a can. He seems to get upset if I don’t choke it down like some kind of animal. Then, when I do get an opportunity for some good food, my stomach hurts too much.”
As does calling one of these "escargot"...
As an aside, why doesn’t “good food” rhyme?
“A few more tests before we send him over the edge and we move on to unsuspecting doting humans.” Gworvash said to his protege.
The sounds coming from inside the device were terrible.
It sounded like a crazed poodle was doing nasty things to a spinning agitator in a washing machine.
And.... Bloombug will have you locked up for peddling without a license...
Harrumph indeed...
“...prodding and experimentation.”
Darks, sometimes, your fantasies come frighteningly close to my realities. That’s how I feel when I have insomnia...like I’ve been prodded and experimented on all night. When I finally sleep (howver short the time is) I wake up feeling like I’ve just run a gauntlet of sledge hammers and lost.
Readily apparent that your dorsolateral and ventrimedial PFC regions are at optimal efficiency despite any chronologically induced error replication.
:-)
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