Posted on 01/03/2013 6:36:29 PM PST by BenLurkin
Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev’s off-air comments that Russian Presidents are given a secret file about extraterrestrials living among us created much media interest. Most news reports claimed that Medvedev was simply joking. His apparent reference to the Men In Black movie as a source of information on a super secret agency that monitors extraterrestrials on Earth was commonly cited as key evidence that he was in fact joking. The reasoning is that no political leader would refer reporters to a comedy to clarify national policy. It has now emerged that Medvedev was not referring to the Men in Black comedy after all, but to a recent Russian television documentary titled “Men in Black” that reveals many details about an extensive cover up of extraterrestrial life visiting Earth.
However, a more accurate translation of what Medvedev actually said about the Men in Black phenomenon was: “You can receive more detailed information having watched the documentary film of the same name.” So Medvedev was referring to a Russian “documentary film” titled Men in Black, not the Hollywood blockbuster by the same name...
Russian Men In Black (MIB) documentary, a number of prominent UFO cases in Russia and the USA are discussed. The Roswell UFO crash is covered, along with a number of extraterrestrial abduction cases, and UFOs disabling nuclear weapons facilities. The documentary examines testimony that extraterrestrial bases have been established on Earth, and that some are in restricted US military areas with the full knowledge of the Pentagon. The documentary even goes on to seriously discuss President Eisenhower’s alleged meeting with extraterrestrials, where agreements were reached with some of the visitors giving them permission to take some of the Earth’s resources in exchange for advanced technology...
(Excerpt) Read more at exopolitics.org ...
OMW, I just realized - I hope you mean driving as in with a vehicle, not with a golf club.
“My ancillary nerceptor tentacle can’t quite reach the subject’s amygdala Master Inceptor Gworvash!” cried the alien examiner in training.
Master Inceptor Gworvash wriggled over, he was a mass of tentacles and eyestalks.
He was also several hundred years old.
“Marrumph, you’re just too young. Your tentacle stalks haven’t grown in yet. See if you can interface with his visual cortex.”
“You mean, lay on his face and mess with his eyes?” the examiner in training asked.
“Yes, yes. Quite.”
Hours later, the man would wake up screaming about how a pulsating shag pile rug laid on his face and blinked light into his eyes while noting his reactions down on a clipboard.
LISTER: Well, there's nothing here. Let's check 592.
RIMMER: Umm... has anybody seen my legs? They don't appear to be below my waist where I normally keep them.
They are indeed absent without notice. RIMMER is now cut off short at the waist, like a scene from an old Tex Avery cartoon.
LISTER: Holly, what's happened to Rimmer's legs?
CAT: Here they are right here!
He sounds disgusted. The disembodied legs are running around, desperately trying to find RIMMER. They are about to go through a door.
RIMMER: Stop them!
LISTER: C'mon, leggies, this way! Over here.
HOLLY: It must have been 592. That's where the Hologram Simulation Suite is!
RIMMER manages to center his legs under his body, and holds firmly onto his belt to stop them wandering off again.
RIMMER: What does this mean?
HOLLY: It's probably not serious, don't panic.
RIMMER: Well, when it's not serious when your genitals can go wandering off on their own, I wonder what is?
Funny. I wouldn’t eat one of the pigeons in this valley for love nor money. Calling them “squab” won’t change a thing. LOL!
W000t!
It vastly raises the price in a restaurant...
Two days later, the vet looked at him and said, "It's a cat. I don't have any idea what you mean about playing with your eyes and taking notes. Cats have been known to lay on your face until you wake up. The rest must have been a nightmare."
Mmmm... fire roasted pigeon with honey mustard sauce and garlic.
Just the thing one needs to freak out the PETA types in New York.
[Not much on “squab” to eat, they’re kinda skinny and scrawny. Now, geese on the other hand..]
You just gave me an idea for what to do on Saturday. I'll go sit in Central Park, toss some bread crumbs in front of my bench, and put up a sign for "Roasted Pigeon - $5." Maybe put a couple of store-bought cornish game hens in a cooler and have a bag of grey feathers at my side to complete the experience.
LOL, pretty much!
You do know that I am a fountain of bad ideas?
You’re likely to get into massive trouble.
But.
it.
Would.
Be.
Funny.
My Saturday will be spent sitting in a guardshackand hearing, “Is this Home Depot? I’m just going to drop my trailer here.”
Here’s an idea.
Let’s shame congress into passing a minimum wage law for military.
The law would simply be that the wages and benefits a member of the armed services receives are never less than they would receive as a welfare recipient.
They’d never go for it because they like beating up on us too much.
That and mollycoddling the slackers.
Yeah.
Giving them preference for assistance and help over people who really DO need assistance and help.
I am not in the habbit of holding a colloquium with my food stuffs.
As for null pointers, stop peeking. It’s impolite.
“Let’s shame congress...”
ROFLOL!!!!
Do you do stand-up, too?
I don’t want to lose my amateur status...
They'll file that right under the "Congress will not exempt itself from any laws it writes, including Obamacare."
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