You just gave me an idea for what to do on Saturday. I'll go sit in Central Park, toss some bread crumbs in front of my bench, and put up a sign for "Roasted Pigeon - $5." Maybe put a couple of store-bought cornish game hens in a cooler and have a bag of grey feathers at my side to complete the experience.
You do know that I am a fountain of bad ideas?
You’re likely to get into massive trouble.
But.
it.
Would.
Be.
Funny.
My Saturday will be spent sitting in a guardshackand hearing, “Is this Home Depot? I’m just going to drop my trailer here.”
And.... Bloombug will have you locked up for peddling without a license...