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To: Darksheare

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The novice asked, “How much longer will this study be? The stupid human keeps expecting me to eat that fishy stuff he takes out of a can. He seems to get upset if I don’t choke it down like some kind of animal. Then, when I do get an opportunity for some good food, my stomach hurts too much.”


3,032 posted on 02/12/2013 1:02:21 PM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: ArGee

As an aside, why doesn’t “good food” rhyme?


3,034 posted on 02/12/2013 1:04:51 PM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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“A few more tests before we send him over the edge and we move on to unsuspecting doting humans.” Gworvash said to his protege.
The sounds coming from inside the device were terrible.
It sounded like a crazed poodle was doing nasty things to a spinning agitator in a washing machine.


3,035 posted on 02/12/2013 1:05:35 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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