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Top Ten! It’s the end of the world as we know it!
(I feel fine, especially after two cups of coffee.)
Whew! I made it in before the world ended.
IBTEOTWAWKI
Well, if it isn’t the end of the world as we know it, my credit card issuers are in for a BIG surprise.
Serves ‘em right.
Harry Reid will gavel the Senate closed for the year at 11:11 today withour taking up fiscal clift legislation, declare victory, and hitch a ride on Air Force 1 with the Pelosi’s and the Obamas for points west partying all the way.
Gee, you guys are dead and don’t even know it yet.
DOW Futures are trading much lower this morning.
Co-inky-dink?
I was in Wal Mart late last night, after midnight. The power went out for a few seconds........
My last post before the end of the world. How appropriate it should be here. Bye bye FReepers. See you on the other side.
Well, its actually 12-21-2012. On the real 12-21-12 Jesus was probably a teenager.
When you look out your window and see this?
You will know Ragnarok has truly arrived.
Today is the end of the end.
Aaaannny minute now...
Whew. I made it here to post before the end of the world! I might even be the last post ever on FreeRepublic. That would be cool because I’ve never been lucky like th@($# %^[NO CARRIER]
We are the Borg! We have been assimilated!
They're finally getting inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Maybe the world really IS coming to an end...
The Paint Can!!
A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for an entire month.”
The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half weeks, returned to the church. When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying, and the husband obviously was very depressed.
“You are back so soon...Is there a problem?” the pastor inquired.
“We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month,” the young man replied sadly.
The pastor asked him what happened.
“Well, the first week was difficult; however, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. The third week, however, was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible, or anything to keep our minds free of carnal thoughts.
But one afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right then and there, admitted the man, shamefacedly.
“You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church, “stated the pastor.
“We know, “said the young man, hanging his head. “We’re not welcome at Lowes, either.”