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Hypothetical Question;If Aliens Came To Your Door&Said:Take Me To Your Leader.What Do You Do?
Posted on 09/16/2012 6:06:13 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016
Lets take a look at the last 40 or so months,and also consider what has occurred since Tuesday.We are "Leaderless". So if there was ever a time to put that "Alien Dilemma" in play,this would be the ideal time.So put yourself in this ordeal.A small alien space-craft has landed on your front lawn.Three aliens come to your front door.You open the door,and the "Tallest Alien" says,"Take Me To Your Leader". Then what do you do or tell them?Would you go back on the ship,or give them directions to our leaders home? There are probably at least a hundred great answers for this scenario.
TOPICS: Humor; Reference; Science; UFO's
KEYWORDS: aliens; clintonlegacy; onesexyalien; takemetoyourleader
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
Here is what I would do. I would give them directions to James Carville’s house. Hey, why not? they have so much in common!
To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
And here I thought you meant illegal aliens. But same answer.
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posted on
09/16/2012 6:07:55 PM PDT
by
apoliticalone
(Honest govt. that operates in the interest of US sovereignty and the people, not global $$$)
To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
I’d introduce them to Jim Robinson
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posted on
09/16/2012 6:08:17 PM PDT
by
Eddie01
(Liberals lie about everything all the time.)
To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
I tilt my head to the side and yell to my wife, “honey, there’s someone here who wants to see you!”.
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posted on
09/16/2012 6:09:05 PM PDT
by
Paradox
(I want Obama defeated. Period.)
To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
I’d tell the alien about Jesus.
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posted on
09/16/2012 6:09:44 PM PDT
by
OrangeHoof
(Our economy won't heal until one particular black man is unemployed.)
To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
Get stilts?
Put them in a room with a moose?
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posted on
09/16/2012 6:10:07 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1336 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
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posted on
09/16/2012 6:10:23 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
That's a no brainer, but I'm not sure if my wife would have time to speak to them.
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posted on
09/16/2012 6:10:52 PM PDT
by
WesternPacific
(Deafness has its Advantages)
To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
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posted on
09/16/2012 6:13:07 PM PDT
by
mitch5501
("make your calling and election sure: for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
maybe we can send them to Debbie Wassermans house?
To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
Ask him what he was trying to accomplish; if no good answer or explanation was forthcoming, send him to Beijing.
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posted on
09/16/2012 6:13:35 PM PDT
by
Little Ray
(AGAINST Obama in the General.)
To: Ryan_Rubio_2016; All
I send the aliens to Tallahassee, and Florida Governor Rick Scott.
The aliens would come back and laser my arse if I sent them to Obama...they would feel so insulted
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posted on
09/16/2012 6:13:51 PM PDT
by
SeminoleCounty
(Blaming Terry Jones for the recent Muslim riots is like blaming the St Louis Rams for football)
To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
Jesus Christ is my leader so it would have to entail a pretty large theological discussion. If they phrased it as “take me to the leader of this government” then it would have to involve a discussion of the three branches of government.
To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
I guess there are some parameters that should be introduced before reaching any conclusions....
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posted on
09/16/2012 6:14:39 PM PDT
by
Las Vegas Ron
(Medicine is the keystone in the arch of socialism)
To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
I’d point to the French doors and say, “He’s out on the deck nursing a cigar and a scotch. And take off your shoes, I just mopped.”
To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
I would say, aliens don't ask to take them to our for leaders anymore. "Take me to your leader" is an anachronism of 40's, 50's Hollywood science fiction films I would explain, which they might have caught a glimpse of further out in space when the TV, radio signals had time enough to travel out that far enough
I would suggest having them watch newer science fiction film of alien encounters with Earthlings. Perhaps, they might try playing musical instruments on some isolated, deserted mountain outcrop to get to meet our leaders.
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posted on
09/16/2012 6:18:01 PM PDT
by
lbryce
(BHO-"Now, I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds" by way of Oppenheimer at Trinity, NM)
To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
I’d save the alien a trip by handing him an empty chair.
To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
I’d say “Grab your clubs, he’s probably out on the back 9...”
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posted on
09/16/2012 6:20:24 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
I would introduce them to Jesus.
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posted on
09/16/2012 6:21:17 PM PDT
by
beethovenfan
(If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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