[Ryan_Rubio_2016]

Here is what I would do. I would give them directions to James Carville’s house. Hey, why not? they have so much in common!

[apoliticalone]

And here I thought you meant illegal aliens. But same answer.

[Eddie01]

I’d introduce them to Jim Robinson

[Paradox]

I tilt my head to the side and yell to my wife, “honey, there’s someone here who wants to see you!”.

[OrangeHoof]

I’d tell the alien about Jesus.

[null and void]

Get stilts?

Put them in a room with a moose?

[JoeProBono]

[WesternPacific]

That's a no brainer, but I'm not sure if my wife would have time to speak to them.

[mitch5501]

Get off my lawn!

[Ryan_Rubio_2016]

maybe we can send them to Debbie Wassermans house?

[Little Ray]

Ask him what he was trying to accomplish; if no good answer or explanation was forthcoming, send him to Beijing.

[SeminoleCounty]

I send the aliens to Tallahassee, and Florida Governor Rick Scott.

The aliens would come back and laser my arse if I sent them to Obama...they would feel so insulted

[DouglasKC]

Jesus Christ is my leader so it would have to entail a pretty large theological discussion. If they phrased it as “take me to the leader of this government” then it would have to involve a discussion of the three branches of government.

[Las Vegas Ron]

I guess there are some parameters that should be introduced before reaching any conclusions....

[Cowgirl of Justice]

I’d point to the French doors and say, “He’s out on the deck nursing a cigar and a scotch. And take off your shoes, I just mopped.”

[lbryce]

I would say, aliens don't ask to take them to our for leaders anymore. "Take me to your leader" is an anachronism of 40's, 50's Hollywood science fiction films I would explain, which they might have caught a glimpse of further out in space when the TV, radio signals had time enough to travel out that far enough

I would suggest having them watch newer science fiction film of alien encounters with Earthlings. Perhaps, they might try playing musical instruments on some isolated, deserted mountain outcrop to get to meet our leaders.

[death2tyrants]

I’d save the alien a trip by handing him an empty chair.

[bigbob]

I’d say “Grab your clubs, he’s probably out on the back 9...”

[beethovenfan]

I would introduce them to Jesus.

[svcw]

If they were space aliens, I’d say “here I am”.
If they were just illegals I’d say, “you have 30 seconds before I call INS - now run”.