Posted on 08/31/2012 11:12:18 AM PDT by Bob Ireland
The Dems are meeting in Charlotte next week. They follow a spirited, zealous scene in Tampa this week. The appearance by film actor Clint Eastwood helped the GOP gathering reach a foot-stomping crescendo. What can they do to counteract this burst of enthusiasm?
Here is a suggestion that might prove useful. THEY COULD INVITE THEIR OWN FILM STAR, ALEC BALDWIN!!!
Instead of an empty chair, Baldwin could put his daughter in the chair next to Him with a sign around her neck with 'Mitt Romney' printed thereon. Then he could unload on her as only Alec Baldwin could. He could call her a worthless human being, call her all sorts of unmentionable names, accuse her of never amounting to anything, being a spoiled wastrel.
Baldwin could even reprise his act on Conan O'Brien some years ago, get red-faced and jump about waving his arms, screaming for the Dem delegates to rise up and march on the Republicans' homes and drag them into the street and have their way with them.
Surely such a performance will excite the Dems to new heights [or depths]. Instead of just lies and confusing statements, the delegates could run around the arena with torches, tar and feathers demonstrating what they could do to the Repubbies.
It conjures an appropriate image, eh?
Isn’t Alex a member of FAG? That’d be perfect for the Mincer-in-Chief.
Or he can pretend he’s talking to Kim Basinger, either one :-)
ping
Home Run! :-D
We've got Ronald Reagan, Charlton Heston, Clint Eastwood... They have Sean Penn, Ed Asner, Alec Baldwin? Geeeees!
What is your new book about?
5.56mm
Alec Baldwin & Michael Moore... Tweedle-de-dee and Tweddle-de-dummer... not bad.
This one is about evolution: does it represent the 'Great Delusion - that they should believe a lie'? I hope it doesn't join the pile of other books on my shelf left unpublished... :-| ]
It draws on fairly well established and accepted archaeological finds that cannot be easily explained in the light of current establishment thinking. But overall, it just points out how the whole concept of 'evolving' has so invaded our thinking that people are afraid to oppose it... even think in evolutionary terms.
I have many footnotes. One scientist opined that, since Darwin's theory has been around for 150 years, it is past time that we accept it as scientific fact. I counter that if 150 years adds credibility to evolution, then thousands of years should add even more credibility to creationism! ;-D
Here’s a clandestine video of Alec Baldwin preparing for his possible DNC speech...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW5jZFCOIr0
Roseanne Barr and Michael Moore could have a mud wrestling match maybe? Or how about a pie eating contest/mud wrestling match?
“We have the gwatest ahct-or in the world, Aaahhh-eck Bawww-dwin.” (Kim Jung-Il in “Team America, World Police”)
I don’t see how they can top what they are already offering.
FlUke and her campaign for Free Birth Control
Lewis will continue to explain how sharks are still looking for slaves thrown overboard.
They can bring Johnson in to further prove how Guam is in danger of tipping over.
And of course BO will be ‘forced’ to again tell us how he is going to stem the ocean tides....
Maybe they can bring in dingbat Sheehan to relate to the bums of occupy wall street on camping out in Texas in the middle of summer
Oh, the thoughts just keep pouring in....
Thanks for the ping!
Har har... always a good comic relief. A nice change for Eastwood.
All to the good [or bad], but still, can all that stand up to Dirty Harry?
There's a soft-spoken actor named Clint
A tough guy with a steely-eyed glint
He looked straight at the chair
As if Barack was there
And spoke sly words I don't dare to print
(....shhh, hush,......don't read the title......)
Leni
The only thing Woopi needs to do in order go disguised as a pink vagina is some pink paint.
I wonder if the town of Indian Trail got its name from Liz Warren.
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