Posted on 04/30/2012 6:02:41 AM PDT by dontreadthis
what are the various coping methods to avoid slamming your vehicle into a car with an obama bumper sticker?
Shake your head and laugh.
Surface to surface missiles.
Don’t give liberals an excuse to take even more of your money.
Posting a vanity on FR?
Laugh at the poor sucker’s folly.
works for me
turn on disco station.
As you pass him, circle your ear with your forefinger. Also realize he is probably voting hinself out of a job.
Laugh hysterically and point at driver.
I don’t see many but when I do I have to get alongside them to take a look LOL......
GAU-8 mounted behind your grille...
Sometimes we need a laugh break...this thread could be some fun.
Some accidents are unavoidable. Instead of worrying about what you can’t control, I advise driving the biggest gas- or diesel-guzzling truck you can buy. That way, when you do happen to slam into a car with a 0bama bumper sticker, you can just keep going and later wipe that Prius off your front bumper like any other disgusting insect splat.
I usually tell liberal males that if 13-year old girls could vote, they’d likely choose the same candidates as you. Like, OMG.
Pull up next to them.....roll down your passenger window.....honk your horn......make a gesture for them to roll down their window.....when the window is down ask them, “Do you know that somebody put a “I’M A DUMBASS” sticker on the back of your car?” Drive away laughing....
Actually the odds are high that the person either doesn't have a job, or he/she works for government which is essentially the same thing.
ML/NJ
Living in TRUE BLUE Puget Sound, I was driving down 512 a couple weeks ago, headed to Tacoma in my 1965 Dodge Dart. Came across a 60 something gentleman driving a Prius with vanity plates that read ‘LowC02’ and an Obama sticker. Just had to shake my head and laugh. NO WAY was I gonna take the chance of hurting my Dart! LOL! Although, it’s probably got more steel just in the hood than the ENTIRE Prius!
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