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I JUST MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!! [Vanity]
Feb 2, 2012
| By Lazamataz
Posted on 02/02/2012 11:07:10 AM PST by Lazamataz
First, turn on your speakers, or headphones. Then click this, to set the right mood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2JfY8iUkvE&feature=related
Okay, is it playing? Good….
Do any of you remember when I said my last girlfriend, turned me off of love forever?
Well, go figure. Last night I met the love of my life.
She and I will have beautiful times together.
Tender, private moments.
Moments of hilarity.
Special times.
We will take pictures together. We will go places together. Eventually, we will become as one.
Here’s her picture: Her name is Egg Bacon Donut Burger.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
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To: Lazamataz
You're giving up hot buns?!
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:32:45 AM PST
by
philman_36
(Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
To: Mich Patriot
You have just rendered me speechless. You do know that is almost impossible, I hope.
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:33:03 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
To: xp38
43
posted on
02/02/2012 11:36:30 AM PST
by
reed13k
(Knight Rampant Bibliophile, Protector of Knowledge, Purveyor of Inquiry, Defender of Aged Wisdom, an)
To: LADY J
Oh gosh, Laz!! You're such a sentimental romantic!! Who knew!!There's room for two under this here bib, ya know. :)
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:37:35 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
To: humblegunner; Lazamataz; mrreaganaut
LOL. I could have done without THAT imagery, HG.
And Laz, I do understand my husband is in love with the Egg Bacon Donut Burger as well.
45
posted on
02/02/2012 11:37:48 AM PST
by
reaganaut
(Ex-Mormon, Now Christian - "I wasn't brainwashed, just brain pre-soaked.")
To: Lazamataz
There is a bright side, however. After being put on the pills for my sugar, I feel better than I felt in a long time. And it’s the kick in the -er- backside I needed to get me exercising.
46
posted on
02/02/2012 11:38:43 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Vegetarian - Old Indian word for poor hunter.)
To: Lazamataz
Another relationship that will eventually end with someone being “dumped.”
47
posted on
02/02/2012 11:47:13 AM PST
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
To: Lazamataz
48
posted on
02/02/2012 11:50:58 AM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Giving more money to DC to fix the Debt is like giving free drugs to addicts think it will cure them)
To: Lazamataz
The funny thing is that the only “bad for you” part of that sandwich is the donuts because of carbs. You can eat the burger, bacon and eggs all day long and actually lower your cholesterol, triglicerides and blood pressure. As long as you stay away from the carbs.
49
posted on
02/02/2012 11:53:49 AM PST
by
albie
To: Lazamataz
You can skip this thread in 5..4..3..2..1..
Not really...
But you wish you could....
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
02/02/2012 12:02:55 PM PST
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
To: Lazamataz
You’ll “dump” her soon...
To: Lazamataz
Good topic choice. All of your vanities should, by rights, be labelled “Weird Stuff”.
:p
53
posted on
02/02/2012 12:08:57 PM PST
by
Politicalmom
(Lazamataz for president!! NO MORE RINOS!!)
To: Lazamataz
So, who brought the two of you together, Paula Deen?
To: Lazamataz
Yes, I realize that is no small task. I also note that we share certain traits...such as neither of us are the least bit ashamed of our normal male urges. I tip my hat to you, sir.
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posted on
02/02/2012 12:18:33 PM PST
by
Mich Patriot
(I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself. Ronald Reagan)
To: Lazamataz
I love you too-Paula Dean!
To: Lazamataz
You have broken Little Debbie's heart....
To: Lazamataz
She looks like a real sweetie.
To: Lazamataz
She is HOT and SWEET looking! The mother in law must be nice too!!
To: fredhead
There is a bright side, however. After being put on the pills for my sugar, I feel better than I felt in a long time. And it’s the kick in the -er- backside I needed to get me exercising.Seriously dude, I am happy for ya.
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posted on
02/02/2012 12:48:22 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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