Dear JR and FreeRepublic: I haven't been laid by anyone but my hairy cellmate in years so I got zot

[srm913]

Thank you, FR, for the truly marvelous entertainment _{(as I haven't been laid in so long I get no other entertainment other than watching people on here like a perv stalker)} . While lurking tonight _{(the internet version of peeping in your windows)} for the first time in ages, the amount of schadenfreude I'm experiencing is bordering on orgasmic _{(which is the closest I've gotten to the real thing in years)}.

Y'all have a blessed day. I certainly will! _{(after I go play hide the Anthony Wiener with my 'blue' friends who have nothing else to do either other than peep at websites they were banned from.)}

[TheZMan]

OMG. Hahahaha

[mnehring]

Don’t insult homosexuals by comparing them to Myth supporters.

[lightman]

Deo Gratia!

[alstewartfan]

You’ve been missed, Sailor! The Semen are all waiting for you. Now hurry along so the fellas can all take their turns anchoring you.

[RitaOK]

OMGosh!!! I LOVE that!

[McBuff]

[bigdirty]

King Ghidorah was a perfectly good monster until that pic.

[a fool in paradise]

Did Michael Medved get a zot today?!!

[Tennessee Nana]

LOL

love it

:)

[Tennessee Nana]

Your #50

So let it be written

so let it be done

:)

[Tennessee Nana]

No female was safe

[SmithL]

Seriously? You’re resorting to Mormon-bashing?

Exactly how does that help the conservative cause.

[GVnana]

LOL!

[GVnana]

LOL!

[matthew fuller]

"we all are being Bained"

We all are being McCained!

[Stonewall Jackson]

I was saying this on other threads earlier this evening. Would Florida have been nice to have in the win column? Heck, yes. Is its loss a campaign killer? Heck, no!!!

In 1976, Ford won Iowa, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Vermont, Florida, and Illinois before Reagan won his first state; North Carolina. The campaign ended up going all the way to the convention before a critical error by Reagan (trying to appease the moderates, thus alienating the conservatives) handed Ford the nomination on the first vote.

While I'm a bit anxious, I won't start getting real concerned until after Super Tuesday, which is still six weeks out.

[Retired Greyhound]

You mad, bro?

[GVnana]

Ah, the Sturm und Drang of the adolescent quest for attention...

[GVnana]

LOL!

[IYellAtMyTV]

I love watching morons get struck by lightning