Posted on 12/10/2011 4:15:02 PM PST by matt1234
Police remove an Occupy Boston protester from Dewey Square.
(Excerpt) Read more at guardian.co.uk ...
I wasn’t aware John Walker-Lindh had escaped...
Ergo:
I been the right place
But it must have been the wrong time
The cop on the right front looks like he just spotted something running out of the pant leg...
Looks like a youthful Pavrotti..doesn’t he?
As I'm carried by the coppers and I grimace in pain
I take a look at my crotch and I see a very large stain
But that's just perfect for a squatter like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm just hitting the sack
While other people are just getting up for work... fools
And I've been squatting and bumming so long that
Even Obama thinks that I'm a lazy bum
I'm a tramp of the land, I have no discipline
Got a red book by Lenin and a beard on my chin
But if I score some weed and you score thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969
We been spending most our lives
Living in an squatter's paradise
I've been arrested once or twice
Living in a squatter's paradise
It's no work and no sacrifice
Living in a squatter's paradise Sleep under quilts infested with lice
Living in a squatter's paradise
A working man tried to argue with me last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause he nearly passed out and died when he noticed my smell
But I ain't never punched a capitalist even if he deserved it
A hippie with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear a tie but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
Ain't paid a bill or took a bath in like 37 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just work-shy and mentally impaired
We been spending most our lives
Living in a squatter's paradise
People give us stuff for free
Living in a squatter's paradise
There's no need for work or chores
Living in a squatter's paradise
We don't need no convenience stores
Living in a squatter's paradise
The cops look as though they are holding their breath.
He must smell very bad.
NO NO NO!, please don’t take me to that barbershop which also offers free baths....
Too funny my first thought was magically delicious.
Exactly. My first impression.
Jalapeno chili gives me the same face a few hours later.
Grimacing for the cameras makes for good propaganda. LOL! pathetic.
If I were a rich man, aigga, digga, digga, daiga, digga, digga, digga dum...all day long I’d biddy, biddy bum, if I were a wealthy man. I wouldn’t have to work hard, aigga, digga, digga, daiga, digga, digga, digga, dum. If I were a biddy, biddy rich, daiga, digga, biddy, biddy man. Oi!”
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