Who knew? (click on the pic to see the bulb-cam, but it looks a little broke right now)
Posted on 06/12/2011 7:22:15 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes
How many FReepers does it take to change a light bulb? My apology if this has been done before.
>>And at least a dozen engineer types to point out that it is technically a lamp.<<
And to note it isn’t WATTS it is LUMENS!! (well, 1/2 of them anyway — then the fight starts about how to measure light, then where light came from, then whether abiogenesis should be used as the original source of light...)
1/5th. It’s an excerpt.
I takes several Kennedy’s. One to hold the bulb, and the rest to drink enough to get the room to spin.
Who knew? (click on the pic to see the bulb-cam, but it looks a little broke right now)
1 and then he’s forced to make an OPUS...
And the 443 posts telling you to quit pimping your light bulb changing blog.
....And another 100 to critique the techniques used to change out the bulb! lol
None, it’s a trick question.
Apparently more than we’ve got. The bill to change the lightbulb back is apparently now stuck in Congress.
All of us, but we’ll change the light bulb and break the story 6 hours before the MSM.
You forgot the 7 who will say that this has already been posted.
Romney - I change all the time.
Pawlenty - Last time I explained how to change a light bulb everyone fell asleep.
Trump - I don't change bulbs, I fire them.
Palin - Change? You betcha!
Ron Paul - The Fed stole all your bulbs and put them on the space ship.
Gary Johnson - First I'd get some ... um ... what was the question? Does anyone have any Cheetos? Man I've got the munchies.
Herman Cain - Burnt out bulbs are a real problem and I'm a problem solver.
Bachmann - I've motivated thousands of people to bring about bulb change though I've never changed one myself.
Rick Perry - I'm definately not changing a bulb. Do you want me to change a bulb? I might change a bulb. I won't change a bulb. Are you sure?
Santorum - The last time I tried changing a bulb I got lit up by 18 points. This makes me the most qualified bulb changer out there.
Anthony Weiner - I change all the time. Wanna see the pictures?
Krauthammer - You don't want real change, you want the same dim bulbs you've always had.
Obama - The light went out in the teleprompter? Oh, Sh*t. VALERIE!!!.
The bish can cook in the dark for all i care I can still freep by the lite of my 27 inch monitor
Same for me but I forget to tell my wife it's done and put it on tomorrow's to do list, just in case she checks for output at the end of tomorrow. Otherwise it's a carryover item for the next day.
That is hilarious!
Watts a lightbulb?
None. Freepers are independent and self-sufficient enough to do without the light.
Ping!
Ask again in six months and it will be the FD, PD, EPA, DEP,NRC, PC (poison Control),DOT, NEA, DOD, NIH, DDC and the 1 DU who dropped the mercury bulb. ( We all know us FReepers are hording hehe) So my answer is one freeper can change its Edison lightbulb alone...
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