Posted on 06/12/2011 7:22:15 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes
How many FReepers does it take to change a light bulb? My apology if this has been done before.
One...and another hundred to caption the picture.
And the other 400,000 to steal the picture without making a donation...
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Freepers don’t change light bulbs, they keep the incandescent ones.
One, and then one to post a picture of Helen Thomas forcing all Freepers to close their eyes rendering the screwed in light bulb redundant.
If it’s incandescent.....1.
And MILLIONS to applaud him/her.
Approves.
Commie.
3 to point out this is a vanity
2 to note that in prior posts you used “candle” and not “light bulb” and ping the AM for summary banning.
1700 Grammar Nazis to note every single grammar and spelling mistake.
1701 to be WRONG on spelling and grammar mistakes.
27 to say “you signed up on MM/DD/YYYY to just post THIS?”
11 to use the standard memes of “stuned beeber, moose bit my sister, cheese and hugh and series.”
47 smartalecks who will post pictures (30 will post pics, 17 will post the link because they haven’t yet figured out how to post a pic inline in a post).
89 to say you are a liberal troll and go back to DU/KOS. It doesn’t matter what you say is needed to change the lightbulb. If you disagree with their methodology, you are a troll.
That is all I can think of right now.
LOL you tell um bill.....:O)
ROFLMAO!!
None. We’re all filthy rich, remember? We have servants to do that stuff.
>>Changing? What the hell was wrong with the old light bulb?<<
It has been exposed as a
Rheostatic
Incandescent
Nanometric
Object
And at least a dozen engineer types to point out that it is technically a lamp.
I change it myself, but it does take me all day.
If its a regulated lightbulb we just say SCREW YOU and it does.
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