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How many FReepers?
self | 6/12/11 | Vanity

Posted on 06/12/2011 7:22:15 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes

How many FReepers does it take to change a light bulb? My apology if this has been done before.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: lightbulb
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1 posted on 06/12/2011 7:22:17 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes
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One...and another hundred to caption the picture.


2 posted on 06/12/2011 7:23:20 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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And the other 400,000 to steal the picture without making a donation...


3 posted on 06/12/2011 7:24:49 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FreeRepublic.com. Now, More Than Ever.)
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To: Past Your Eyes

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4 posted on 06/12/2011 7:24:55 PM PDT by unkus
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Freepers don’t change light bulbs, they keep the incandescent ones.


5 posted on 06/12/2011 7:25:54 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (I am still looking for that box I am supposed to think out of.)
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One, and then one to post a picture of Helen Thomas forcing all Freepers to close their eyes rendering the screwed in light bulb redundant.


6 posted on 06/12/2011 7:25:58 PM PDT by FewsOrange
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If it’s incandescent.....1.

And MILLIONS to applaud him/her.


7 posted on 06/12/2011 7:27:02 PM PDT by Mortrey (Impeach President Soros)
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ROTFL!!! This was done way back when....
200-2001 if memory serves.....
Get ready for some great replies to this thread!
LOL
8 posted on 06/12/2011 7:27:38 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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Approves.

10 posted on 06/12/2011 7:28:46 PM PDT by Eccl 10:2 (Pray for the peace of Jerusalem - Ps 122:6)
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To: Past Your Eyes
Changing? What the hell was wrong with the old light bulb?

Commie.

11 posted on 06/12/2011 7:29:15 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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3 to point out this is a vanity
2 to note that in prior posts you used “candle” and not “light bulb” and ping the AM for summary banning.
1700 Grammar Nazis to note every single grammar and spelling mistake.
1701 to be WRONG on spelling and grammar mistakes.
27 to say “you signed up on MM/DD/YYYY to just post THIS?”
11 to use the standard memes of “stuned beeber, moose bit my sister, cheese and hugh and series.”
47 smartalecks who will post pictures (30 will post pics, 17 will post the link because they haven’t yet figured out how to post a pic inline in a post).
89 to say you are a liberal troll and go back to DU/KOS. It doesn’t matter what you say is needed to change the lightbulb. If you disagree with their methodology, you are a troll.

That is all I can think of right now.


12 posted on 06/12/2011 7:30:11 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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LOL you tell um bill.....:O)


13 posted on 06/12/2011 7:31:11 PM PDT by goat granny
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ROFLMAO!!


14 posted on 06/12/2011 7:32:41 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes (Honkies for Herman!)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

None. We’re all filthy rich, remember? We have servants to do that stuff.


15 posted on 06/12/2011 7:32:41 PM PDT by Ronald_Magnus
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>>Changing? What the hell was wrong with the old light bulb?<<

It has been exposed as a

Rheostatic
Incandescent
Nanometric
Object


16 posted on 06/12/2011 7:33:03 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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And at least a dozen engineer types to point out that it is technically a lamp.


17 posted on 06/12/2011 7:33:53 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Islam is the religion of Satan and Mohammed was his minion.)
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I change it myself, but it does take me all day.


18 posted on 06/12/2011 7:34:18 PM PDT by TwoSwords (The Lord is a man of war, Exodus 15:3)
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If its a regulated lightbulb we just say SCREW YOU and it does.


19 posted on 06/12/2011 7:35:16 PM PDT by DainBramage
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Waidaminnud. Yer tellin' me...the old light bulb was...one of THEM?!??
20 posted on 06/12/2011 7:35:30 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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