Romney - I change all the time.
Pawlenty - Last time I explained how to change a light bulb everyone fell asleep.
Trump - I don't change bulbs, I fire them.
Palin - Change? You betcha!
Ron Paul - The Fed stole all your bulbs and put them on the space ship.
Gary Johnson - First I'd get some ... um ... what was the question? Does anyone have any Cheetos? Man I've got the munchies.
Herman Cain - Burnt out bulbs are a real problem and I'm a problem solver.
Bachmann - I've motivated thousands of people to bring about bulb change though I've never changed one myself.
Rick Perry - I'm definately not changing a bulb. Do you want me to change a bulb? I might change a bulb. I won't change a bulb. Are you sure?
Santorum - The last time I tried changing a bulb I got lit up by 18 points. This makes me the most qualified bulb changer out there.
Anthony Weiner - I change all the time. Wanna see the pictures?
Krauthammer - You don't want real change, you want the same dim bulbs you've always had.
Obama - The light went out in the teleprompter? Oh, Sh*t. VALERIE!!!.
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A keeper to be sure!
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