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A Wife's Revenge (humor, picture)
Facebook (a friend snapped this while visiting a local hotel) | June 7, 2011 | An Angry Wife

Posted on 06/07/2011 3:56:37 PM PDT by Lazamataz

A Facebook friend snapped this while visiting a local hotel.

LOL!


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: debt; default; family; freelazamataz; payperlazmataz; spending
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To: Lazamataz
Actually, I'm with you Laz.

I divorced my first mistake and will never marry again. I learned my lesson well.

(Well, maybe if CZJ asked, I'd reconsider, but only with a prenup)

81 posted on 06/07/2011 7:23:55 PM PDT by 50mm (Action speaks louder than words, but not nearly as often.)
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To: SatinDoll

How does that line go from Hal? ... “I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t let you do that.”


82 posted on 06/07/2011 7:25:52 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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To: ladyjane; Lazamataz
I know, I know, cooking isn’t all that important. (for some guys)

I can cook, so it doesn't matter if CZJ cooks.

83 posted on 06/07/2011 7:43:01 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: Revolting cat!; Lazamataz
Good riddance to any wife that doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”. An illiterate savage. With a driver’s license.

Careful, you're probably describing a third of all FReepers.

84 posted on 06/07/2011 7:47:20 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: dubie

I had to look back at the picture.

You’re right. (or as they say, your right)

She left the dog attached to the car with a red leash.

Dave is now going to be living in his car with the dog. The new girlfriend will not want the dog at her place. Poor Dave.


85 posted on 06/07/2011 8:12:13 PM PDT by ladyjane
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To: stilloftyhenight
Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats "I carved my name into the side of his pretty little coup just 4 wheel drive... I Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats!

Dude: "Yeah, officer, thanks for coming. You see, I'm pretty sure my ex-girlfriend vandalized my truck." (points to seats)

Officer: "C-A-R-R-I-E, huh?"

Dude: "Yeah, that's the girl's name. Here's her picture on my cell phone, and here's her address."

Officer: "Okay, my partner and I will stop on by that address."

Dude: "What happens next?"

Officer: "We'll need you to fill out a police report. After that, we'll issue her a summons to appear where you can present your evidence that she did this. Looks like an open and shut case. Officer Kramer here will take your report. You and your new girlfriend try and have a nice night."

86 posted on 06/07/2011 8:25:40 PM PDT by GreenAccord (Bacon Akbar)
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To: Lazamataz
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87 posted on 06/07/2011 8:38:42 PM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Lazamataz

Nikki looks a little broad in the beam.


88 posted on 06/07/2011 8:46:10 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty
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To: Lazamataz; martin_fierro; mikrofon
NIKKI, not VICKI.

Yes, that was from the Nikki Shock Exchange.

89 posted on 06/07/2011 8:47:51 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Veni, Vidi, Nikki.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Well, good to know. I’ll make sure not to ever marry them!


90 posted on 06/07/2011 9:32:35 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: grey_whiskers

Excellent. I need to pick that up. Thanks!


91 posted on 06/08/2011 12:55:32 AM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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To: Lazamataz

Hey, we have the same friend, she posted that yesterday!


92 posted on 06/08/2011 5:15:47 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: Lazamataz
Wait 'til he finds out...she took the dog too!


93 posted on 06/08/2011 5:32:32 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: Squantos

94 posted on 06/08/2011 5:47:18 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: Loud Mime
The comedienne Etta May says "putting a ring on a woman's finger is like pulling the ring on an inflatable life raft".

CC

95 posted on 06/08/2011 5:58:11 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (Wisdom comes from experience. Experience comes from a lack of wisdom.)
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To: Daffynition

Rotflmao..... I knew it. Somebody had a a font that would fit...


96 posted on 06/08/2011 10:05:45 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: JoeProBono

Proof that although humans may have originated from monkeys, Redheads came from cats!

97 posted on 06/08/2011 10:50:02 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Good riddance to any wife that doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”. An illiterate savage. With a driver’s license.

Careful, you’re probably describing a third of all FReepers.


No your not.


98 posted on 06/08/2011 10:53:22 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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