Posted on 03/18/2011 7:38:44 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
Here's a few titles from Twitter:
The Day the Earth Rotated
Toyota Recall
Logan's Stroll
An Inconvenient Truth
Farenheit 911
"get yer stinkin leaves off me, you G*d*amm dirty grape!!"
I just had this pop in my head, sorry =^)
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My uncle walked out of a movie....too bad it playing on a trans Atlantic flight at the time.
I think it was call”Nazi Zombies eating head cheese”.
Given the times, this one cracked me up!
This thread wins some sort of award for making me laugh out of control for the first time this week...
Honey, I Fixed The Plumbing.
The Day The Earth Went Around.
Abbot and Costello Meet the Fuller Brush Man.
The Lost Sock.
Creature From The Kitchen Sink.
Forbidden Calories.
The Incredible Shrinking Waistline.
The Washing Machine.
The Invasion of the Body Watchers
Helen Thomas in Jurassic Park - The Journey Home
The Day No Rocks Would Fly.
Client 9 from Outer Boroughs (The Eliot Spitzer Story).
Well, that one might not be so dull.
Dr. Wellknown
Dr. Strangebooties
Dr. Botheyes
Ghost Writer
Parrot Normal Activity
I wish I had the ‘Shoop skills to put Lootie in there somewhere.
Attack of the Fifty Foot Easement!
Mangos: The Cans of Fruit
Space Monotony
The Sauntering Man
APR 29: Arbor Day
I was going to add “Alien vs. Pedobear,” but h*ll, I’d pay good money to see that!
Attack of the Killer Mosquitos
Little Tiny Predator
The Lemonade Stand
I, Housewife
Toyota Recall
The Lawnmower Repair Man
AI, Autoclub Insurance
The Things From Another Room
Do Sleepers Dream of Sheep?
The Swarm of Butterflies
Resident Good Guy
Escape From Poughkeepsie
Using multi-modal subspace sorting techniques, the following is a compendium of all the great titles proposed:
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_ _it! The Terror from Beyond Space?
20,000 Leagues of Their Own.
20,000 Leaves under the Tree
2001-A Spaced Oddity
2001: A Space of Ten Years
2010 : A Space Paparazzi
2010: The Year Obama Grounded the Space Program. And We Still Don't Have
A Boy And His Hogg
A Howard Johnson on the Moon
Abbot and Costello Meet the Fuller Brush Man.
AI - Automobile Insurance
Alien Nation: Los Angeles
Alien: Introspection
An Inconvenient Truth
Apathy of the Body Snatchers
APR 29: Arbor Day
Around Obamacare In 80 Days
Attack of the 50 foot ego
Attack of the Fifty Foot Easement!
Attack of the Killer Mosquitos
Attack of the Killer Tomatillos
Avatar II: The Wrath of the Smurfs
Baaaa: The Atomic Falklands War Bride
Barack to the Future
Barberfella
Battlestar Prophylactica
Blubberella, Queen of Gluttony
Bore of the Worlds
Buck Rogers in the 19th Century.
Buckaroo Bonsai (like watching trees grow very little, very slowly...)
Captain Not-America
Cargoship Galactica
Cherry Bomb 2000
Client 9 from Outer Boroughs (The Eliot Spitzer Story).
Clodfeld
Close Encounters of the Tired Kind
Cohenheads flee the wrath of Kahn
Convenient Store on the Edge of the Universe
Creature From The Kitchen Sink.
Curse of the Commode (Curse of the Komodo)
Dawn of The Dead.
Day of the Truffles? (Day of the Triffids - for you youngsters)
Dim City
Do Sleepers Dream of Sheep?
Do Sleepers Dream of Sheep?
Doctor Calaigari's Piano Box
Doctor Huh?
Dr. Botheyes
Dr. Strangebooties
Dr. Wellknown
Duh? - the hillbilly version of "Dune"
Dull Blade Runner
Earth Girls Are Way Too Easy
Earth Vs. The flying Wallendas
Encouraged Planet
End of Days Inn
Enemy Mime...
Escape From Poughkeepsie
Escape From Poughkeepsie
Escape from the Hamptons.
Escape from the Planet of the Grapes
Escapr from Washington, D.C.
ET: The Extra Testical
ET: The Prequel.
Fahrenheit 451 for Ten Minutes or Until Brown
Fahrenheit 51
Fahrenheit 98.6
Fantastic Voyage At Taxpayer Expense
Farenheit 911
Flight of the Prevaricator
Flinstones futuristic legal thriller - "Judge Fred".
Food of the Odds
Forbidden Calories.
Forbidden Plant
Gayliens!
Ghost Writer
Ginsu - The Brade Lunner
Gonad the Barbarian
Goodguys Outrace Supernova - The Motion Picture
GrassBlade Runner
Hairy Squatter and the Breezy Hollows
HE MAN, And the Masters of the Gay Bar
Helen Thomas in Jurassic Park - The Journey Home
History of the Universe- A 5.4 x 10^15 part miniseries by Ken Burns
Hithchhiker's Guide To The Ford Galaxie 500, In Esperanto?
Honey, I Fixed The Plumbing.
Honey, I Shrunk the Profits
I, Housewife
I.R.S. Rule THX-1138
Ice Ice Baby Pirates?
If Hillary Were The last Woman On Earth
Illegal Alien
Interception
Invasion of the Body Leaver Aloners
Invasion of the Purse Snatchers
Iron Supplement Man
Ironing Man
It Came from Outer Mongolia
It was a different time, you understand.
Josh Gates in **I Missed Catching It By This Much**
Journey To The Center Of Biden's Brain
Journey to the Center of WalMart
Jurassic Geriatric Park
Jurassic Pork
Kevin Spacey Balls?
King Pong
Kosher Clowns From Outer Space
Legal Resident Aliens
Little Shop Of Hoper's
Little Tiny Predator
Logan's Stroll
Lost in Kansas
Mad Marty
Mangos: The Cans of Fruit
Manos: Hands of FAIL
Mars Attacks...a Quarter Pounder with Cheese
Mars Just Sits There
Mars Needs Women's Studies
Micheal Moore As: The Incredible Bulk
Mild Max
Mild Max: Beyond Metrodome.
Missed Encounters of the Third Kind
Most of the made-for-SyFy tripe on SyFy.
Mr. Rogers in the Twenty Second Century [with puppets!]
My Stepmother Is An Illegal Alien
My uncle walked out of a movie....too bad it playing on a trans Atlantic
Night of the Coma (Night of the Comet)
Night of the Living
Noisy Running
Obamaworld
Parrot Normal Activity
Pitchy Black
Plan 1 from Outer Space
Plan 9 for Office Space
Plan 9 From Obama
Plan mime from outer space
Planet 404 - Found in Space
Planet of the Apps (It's a Mac-house...a Mac-house!)
Planet of the Crepes
Planet of the Grapes
Planet of the Humans
Planet of the Naps
Planet of the Slowing Growing Algae
Prawn
Product Recall
Proterozoic Park
Red Yawn
Reruns of the Jedi
Resident Aliens
Resident Good Guy
Resident Good Guy
Rest Stop in Space - Its not a Comfort Zone
RoboMeterMaid
Rollermall
Santa Claus conquers the Martini
Silent Hillel
Silent Running
Solaris
Sound Track II: The Wrath of Sammy Cahn
Soy-Lentil Greens
Soylent Beige
Soylent Chartreuse (with a little swirl of Cyan)
Space 1949
Space Monotony
Space Squares
Spacegooch
Spade Runner
Spoon Runner
Star Bores
Star Drek
Star Picnics
Star Tales: Episode III - Pouting of the Sith
Star Tampons V: Pull The String
Star Trek 23: The Search for that Guy in the Red Shirt from Episode 34.
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Ricardo
Star Trek III: The Search for Schlock
Star Trek XXIII: Where No Man Has Ever Looted Before
Star Trek: Geriatrics
Star Trek: The Next Imitation
Star Walk II, the Indifference of Kahn
Star Wars 2: The Clown Cars
Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Audience
Star Wars 4,5,6,7,8,9,10......?
Starship Landscapers
Starship Poofters
SyFy - Dawn of the Dead
Tax Independence Day
Tax Returns Of The Jedi
Terminator 3: The Rise of the Latte Machines
Terminator I: Plush Toy
Terminator II: Doris Day
Terminator III: Rise of the Amish
Terminator IV: Mediation
Terminator: Salivation
The Abysmal
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 5th Dimension
The Andromeda Itchy Rash
The Andromeda Stain
The Argument of the Worlds
The Awkward Idle Chit Chat of the Worlds
The Beige, Beige Hills of Dirt
The Black Dole (A stellar tale of a Kansas Senator turned space cadet)
The Day No Rocks Would Fly.
The Day the Earth Rotated
The Day The Earth Went Around.
The Drape
The Dump Chronicles
The Empire Does Nothing
The Empire Strikes Out
The Fifth Filament (The quest for a mercury free light source.)
The Forbidden Flannel
The Fountain with Hugh Jackman.
The Gaytrix!
The Grapes of Wrath of Khan.
The Green Hornet.
The Hitchhikers Guide to Nebraska
The Incredible Expanding Hillary
The Incredible Shrinking Waistline.
The Invasion of the Body Watchers
The Island of Doctor Spock
The Land That The Airline Forgot
The Last Fan On Earth
The Last Taxpayer On Earth
The Leaker from the Black Saloon
The Lemonade Stand
The Lost Sock.
The Matrix Mis-coded
The Mime Machine
The Obamadrea Brain
The Old Negro Space Program
The Philadelphia Impediment
The Pulpet Masters
The rings of Saturn.
The Road Worrier
The Sauntering Man
The Screaming Dull
The Swamp Nothing
The Swarm of Butterflies
The Swarm of Butterflies
The Telestrated Man
The Thing That Would Not Buy
The Things From Another Room
The time-share machine
The Time Turtle
The TwighGieth Zone
The Unrecommended Planet.
the US was in full swing. The working title was "The Metrics".
The Washing Machine.
The Whining
The Wizard of Hope Arkansas
The Wrath of Yawn
THEM!!! "The Giant Cramps"
They came from Out There and settled down and had children and melded
They Saved Hitler's Leaf Blower
Toyota Recall
Unconventional Max
V for Vanilla
V for Vasectomy
Village of Those Not Bound for Heaven
Voyage to See What's on the Bottom.
Voyage to the Bottom of the Garbage Can
Voyage To The Bottom Of The Hot Tub
Waiting to Fade - Solar Astronomer sits in his pod for 30 years waiting
WalMart
Walmartians Attack!
War Of The Words
Warm of the World.
Wart Games
When Worlds Maintain a Standard Orbit
When Worms Collide
Whisk Whirled
Win The Futureworld
Yark!
Yawn of the Dead...
"Zune"
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