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Cat in a jar: Why Ksyusha the kitten loves tight squeezes
Metro ^ | 02/18/11

Posted on 02/19/2011 9:22:09 PM PST by TigerLikesRooster

Cat in a jar: Why Ksyusha the kitten loves tight squeezes

A kitten who likes to squeeze into empty jars has no fear of getting into the tightest of spots.


(Excerpt) Read more at metro.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cat; kittyping; ksyusha
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To: battousai

They have these crabs in the Enoshima Aquarium. They stand about 4 feet tall and have total leg spans of 10 feet or more.

Here’s a link. Looks like the same chap in the photo.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2010/03/08/giant-monster-deep-japanese-spider-crab/


21 posted on 02/19/2011 9:54:49 PM PST by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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To: Lees Swrd
Yesss I heard these two guys were walking down the street and saw a dog laying in the road licking its thang one guy looked at the other and said I wish I could do that and the other guy said yeah I bet that dog would bite you if you did.

same joke - different ending:
"...Well, first you have to make friends with him."

22 posted on 02/19/2011 10:00:52 PM PST by Tainan (Cogito Ergo Conservitus.)
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To: Tainan

same joke - different ending:
“...Well, first you have to make friends with him.”

same ending—different joke
Walking down Castro Street, a couple sees a dog licking his `nads.
Todd turns to Kevin and sniffs:
“If I could do that I wouldn’t need you.”
“He looks mean. Pet him first, girlfriend.”


23 posted on 02/19/2011 10:09:03 PM PST by tumblindice
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To: TigerLikesRooster

...and from the same site http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow


24 posted on 02/19/2011 10:15:31 PM PST by HomersNose
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25 posted on 02/19/2011 10:26:56 PM PST by smokingfrog ( BORN free - taxed to DEATH (and beyond) ...)
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To: battousai
fine I'll get the lemon and butter, you find a pot big enough to cook that sucker :)

LOL! Sounds like a plan!!

26 posted on 02/19/2011 11:02:56 PM PST by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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To: beaversmom; Markos33; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; ...

27 posted on 02/19/2011 11:06:56 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I ain't touching this one.

My posting privileges are much too valuable. :)

28 posted on 02/20/2011 1:11:36 AM PST by Semper Mark (Vlad Tepes was a piker.)
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To: Markos33

If you’ve got to go down, go down in flames.


29 posted on 02/20/2011 1:50:38 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: right way right

http://www.ding.net/bonsaikitten/index.html


30 posted on 02/20/2011 3:17:40 AM PST by magslinger (Samuel Colt, feminist. Making women equal to men for over 150 years.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; PetroniDE

Kitty ping..


31 posted on 02/20/2011 3:25:57 AM PST by Las Vegas Dave ("Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican." Ronald Reagan)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sorry, I didn’t scroll down the thread and see your “kitty ping”.

Our Himalayans do funny things, most of the time you would think they are humans with lots of hair that were circus clowns in a former life..


32 posted on 02/20/2011 3:31:50 AM PST by Las Vegas Dave ("Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican." Ronald Reagan)
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To: Viking2002

two guys were walking down the street when they saw a dog licking itself.
the first man said”I wish I could do that”
the second man replied”well, maybe if you pet him first”.
Thank you, I am here all weekend.


33 posted on 02/20/2011 3:43:27 AM PST by Yorlik803 (better to die on your feet than live on your knees.)
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To: Yorlik803; Viking2002
In a farm version of the joke, a farm boy and his steady were sitting on the porch swing overlooking the pasture, and they watch as a bull mounts one of the cows.

The farm boy looks slyly over at the girl, and says, "Gee, I wish *I* could get to do that."

The girl says nonchalantly, without looking back at him, "Well, go ahead, it's your cow."

(Try the beef, and don't forget to tip your waiter. I'm here all weekend too.)

Cheers!

34 posted on 02/20/2011 5:31:49 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Markos33

That is certainly a distracting web site. There’s even another link to Dusty. It’s no wonder that the comments here have ranged far afield.

Why are you guys afraid to say, “Pussy in a jar?” or “Man, if they could bottle it, they’d make a fortune! Oh, wait...”


35 posted on 02/20/2011 5:52:14 AM PST by TheOldLady ("I am optimistic... [and] greatly heartened by the response of America in 2010..." - Lazamataz)
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To: TheOldLady

*innocent_blinking*

Why, whatever could you possibly mean?


36 posted on 02/20/2011 8:07:13 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Las Vegas Dave

No worries. The little furballs really do have their own personalities.


37 posted on 02/20/2011 8:09:14 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Excuse me. I’m suitably chastened.


38 posted on 02/20/2011 8:17:12 AM PST by TheOldLady ("I am optimistic... [and] greatly heartened by the response of America in 2010..." - Lazamataz)
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To: Viking2002

True story: When my son was about five, he noticed our male dog doing his whole licking routine. He was amazed at how the dog could twist and turn. He asks his Dad, “Why can’t humans so this?” Husband replies, “Because men would never go to work”. Yes, husband got mean wife stare for that one! LOL


39 posted on 02/20/2011 10:24:49 AM PST by momtothree
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To: TigerLikesRooster

To those of us who are claustrophobic this is just nuts!


40 posted on 02/20/2011 7:52:13 PM PST by Sunshine Sister
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