Cat in a jar: Why Ksyusha the kitten loves tight squeezes

Metro ^ | 02/18/11

[TigerLikesRooster]

Cat in a jar: Why Ksyusha the kitten loves tight squeezes

A kitten who likes to squeeze into empty jars has no fear of getting into the tightest of spots.

[lefty-lie-spy]

They have these crabs in the Enoshima Aquarium. They stand about 4 feet tall and have total leg spans of 10 feet or more.

Here’s a link. Looks like the same chap in the photo.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2010/03/08/giant-monster-deep-japanese-spider-crab/

[Tainan]

Yesss I heard these two guys were walking down the street and saw a dog laying in the road licking its thang one guy looked at the other and said I wish I could do that and the other guy said yeah I bet that dog would bite you if you did.

same joke - different ending:
"...Well, first you have to make friends with him."

[tumblindice]

same joke - different ending:
“...Well, first you have to make friends with him.”

same ending—different joke
Walking down Castro Street, a couple sees a dog licking his `nads.
Todd turns to Kevin and sniffs:
“If I could do that I wouldn’t need you.”
“He looks mean. Pet him first, girlfriend.”

[HomersNose]

...and from the same site http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow

[smokingfrog]

[dragonblustar]

fine I'll get the lemon and butter, you find a pot big enough to cook that sucker :)

LOL! Sounds like a plan!!

[Slings and Arrows]

[Semper Mark]

I ain't touching this one.

My posting privileges are much too valuable. :)

[Slings and Arrows]

If you’ve got to go down, go down in flames.

[magslinger]

http://www.ding.net/bonsaikitten/index.html

[Las Vegas Dave]

Kitty ping..

[Las Vegas Dave]

Sorry, I didn’t scroll down the thread and see your “kitty ping”.

Our Himalayans do funny things, most of the time you would think they are humans with lots of hair that were circus clowns in a former life..

[Yorlik803]

two guys were walking down the street when they saw a dog licking itself.
the first man said”I wish I could do that”
the second man replied”well, maybe if you pet him first”.
Thank you, I am here all weekend.

[grey_whiskers]

In a farm version of the joke, a farm boy and his steady were sitting on the porch swing overlooking the pasture, and they watch as a bull mounts one of the cows.

The farm boy looks slyly over at the girl, and says, "Gee, I wish *I* could get to do that."

The girl says nonchalantly, without looking back at him, "Well, go ahead, it's your cow."

(Try the beef, and don't forget to tip your waiter. I'm here all weekend too.)

Cheers!

[TheOldLady]

That is certainly a distracting web site. There’s even another link to Dusty. It’s no wonder that the comments here have ranged far afield.

Why are you guys afraid to say, “Pussy in a jar?” or “Man, if they could bottle it, they’d make a fortune! Oh, wait...”

[Slings and Arrows]

*innocent_blinking*

Why, whatever could you possibly mean?

[Slings and Arrows]

No worries. The little furballs really do have their own personalities.

[TheOldLady]

Excuse me. I’m suitably chastened.

[momtothree]

True story: When my son was about five, he noticed our male dog doing his whole licking routine. He was amazed at how the dog could twist and turn. He asks his Dad, “Why can’t humans so this?” Husband replies, “Because men would never go to work”. Yes, husband got mean wife stare for that one! LOL

[Sunshine Sister]

To those of us who are claustrophobic this is just nuts!