Dear Abby, My husband has a long record of money problems.

Bullion Stacker ^ | 10 December 2010 | Lost in DC

[Vigilanteman]

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let the kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ. Then he goes and visits mosques.

Finally, the last straw.

He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy!

Can you help?

Signed, Lost in DC

Dear Lost:

Stop whining, Michelle. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with him for two more years!

[Vigilanteman]

It is a slow Friday afternoon. One of my suppliers just e-mailed this to me!

[ReverendJames]

Whooo Heee, a real knee slapper. Had me going until I read the last line. Thanks, I needed that.

[Fundamentally Fair]

+1

[updatedscreenname]

could also add

Husband has a great government job, but
he hardly works. Whenever he can he slips out
for golf, and lately basketball with his pals.
He hardly is ever at his office, good thing it
is a government job.

[B4Ranch]

AAA+

[Navy Patriot]

LOL, tis funny, but I guessed the signature after just the first two paragraphs.

[BykrBayb]

I guessed it from the title, but that’s because I’m a racist.

[RightGeek]

good one

[Navy Patriot]

but that’s because I’m a racist.

Seems a lot of Dems are joining us in BO opposition racism, lately.

[ßuddaßudd]

This is better than anyting I’ve seen on the Øbama Joke of the Day threads. Maybe you could provide matrial for him. . ?

[Liz]

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let the kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ. Then he goes and visits mosques.

Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed, Lost in DC

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Dear Lost:

Stop whining, Michelle. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with him for two more years!

[tiapam]

Thanks for the ping, Liz! QUITE interesting!!

[wolfcreek]

Then there’s that faint hint of tobacco and those beer summits. I gotta tell ya.

[hoosiermama]

ROFLOL

[Revolting cat!]

Dear Abby

[freekitty]

LOL. Good one.

[Liz]

Michele O announced there will be a watermelon-rolling contest on the WH lawn
for fat kids only recruited from McD's------in accordance with Mrs O's "Lets
Move" initiative.

However Mrs O banned the actual eating of the watermelons---for obvious reasons (/snix).

NOT ALLOWED

[Liz]

"Thanks for the advice, Abby."

[Clintonfatigued]

LOL-check out Posting #11!!!

[GOPJ]

LOL - thanks for the laugh...