[wolfcreek]

Then there’s that faint hint of tobacco and those beer summits. I gotta tell ya.

[Liz]

Michele O announced there will be a watermelon-rolling contest on the WH lawn
for fat kids only recruited from McD's------in accordance with Mrs O's "Lets
Move" initiative.

However Mrs O banned the actual eating of the watermelons---for obvious reasons (/snix).

NOT ALLOWED