Posted on 12/08/2010 11:41:34 PM PST by Ronin
The very oldest men are still interested in sex but illness and a lack of opportunity may be holding them back, Australian researchers reported on Monday.
(Excerpt) Read more at reuters.com ...
Ugh, don’t get me started on that news story about the 87-year old Saudi man who married a 15-year old.
To put it bluntly, I’d give that old bastard about a 100 yard head start before I opened up with the .44, then he’d have 6 chances.
Our preacher told the joke in his sermon about the older couple, and the woman said “How about we go upstairs and make love?” The husband said “At my age I can either go upstairs, or I can make love. But I can’t do both.” But, the point was about how sex reaches into the soul - and can get better with age.
He received numerous comments from the older folks. One little old lady upon walking out whispered to him “Our bedroom is on the first floor” and winked at him!
I like the other joke where the old folks are watching the TV preacher and he says he can heal the sick. Ol’ Frank goes over to the T.V. and puts his one hand on the TV like the preacher said, and the other part he shoves inside his pants.
Edith upon seeing this yells at him “Didn’t ya’ hear him? He said he could heal the sick. Not raise the dead!” (Our preacher didn’t tell THAT one!)
No derailing!
This is supposed to be a funny thread.
LOL - you’re that old? No wonder you’re such a crank.
Godspeed (Yeah, I know ... deal with it.)
I tell you what, looking like sh** compared to what you did when young and knowing no woman will even look at you kind of stops old guys also.
I would at least grin each time I pull the trigger, kind of a "Dirty Harry" type grin.
...Tainan...dammit.
..and birds have to fly... fish have to swim... Seriously???? This was worthy of a special study????
I have noticed one thing about old people, is that they buy a lot of whipped cream.
It could be related.
The Japanese are working on it - sexbots. No joke...
Don't see too many muzzie geezers doing the "Aller snack bar" thing. They didn't get to be geezers by being stupid ;^)
Yep, messing with God's perfect blueprint, sex only between husband and beloved wife, messes one up and cools desire. I worked around lots of young people in their early 20's and couldn't believe that many thought that pornography was OK to watch with your unmarried partner because it helped to get one excited. Who in the world needs help at 20 to get excited unless something is really not what it should be??? Obviously their needing "help" showed how damaging their permissive life styles were to their libidos.
In that situation, I have heard that having a lot of money helps.
The biggest problem is old women!
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