Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran
The Word of Dog ^ | 9/11/10 (MeccaTime) | Joe 6-Pack

Posted on 09/10/2010 4:39:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack

Roverand Terry Bones

The Koran in more peaceful times...

Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference where he announced that he would continue with his plans to celebrate the Islamic feast of Eid by feasting on a Koran. “I’ve had a look at the Koran,” stated Bones, “and it appears kind of dry, so I figured I’d add some bacon or pork sausage. I mean, you can’t have a fatwa without ‘f-a-t’, right?” Jones continued, “I’m not against the Koran as a whole, in fact, I’ve book-marked some of my favorite parts…on a Persian rug!”

At approximately 3:46 a.m. (Mecca Time). a bacon laden Koran was struck by four massive canine teeth. The chewing continued until the book’s internal support structure collapsed and the Koran imploded, causing no loss of life or injury.

The attack begins...

Roverand Bones presses the attack...

Some analysts suggest that this early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.

Following the attack, Roverand Bones exhibited a passage of the Koran...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: attack; bacon; dog; humor; koran; napl; satire
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 181-200201-220221-240241-246 next last

*


221 posted on 09/11/2010 11:28:24 PM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Joe 6-pack

Thank you Roverand and Joe. Gosh I enjoyed that!


222 posted on 09/12/2010 5:01:29 AM PDT by fullchroma
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: FreedomPoster

Thanks - I needed a chuckle this afternoon.


223 posted on 09/12/2010 1:51:00 PM PDT by SLB (23rd Artillery Group, Republic of South Vietnam, Aug 1970 - Aug 1971.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 189 | View Replies]

To: Joe 6-pack

We’re still laughing at this hilarious thread... BTTT!


224 posted on 09/12/2010 6:27:50 PM PDT by nutmeg (I can't wait 'til November...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Joe 6-pack
Well I'm late to this thread, but that was GOOD. "A passage of the Koran," ROFL!

Cute doggie.

225 posted on 09/12/2010 9:30:36 PM PDT by To Hell With Poverty (The War on Poverty is over. Poverty won. - Howie Carr)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Joe 6-pack

That’s hysterical! LOL!


226 posted on 09/13/2010 8:57:09 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Joe 6-pack

““I’ve had a look at the Koran,” stated Bones, “and it appears kind of dry, so I figured I’d add some bacon or pork sausage. ””

hahaha too funny


227 posted on 09/13/2010 8:57:39 AM PDT by ministry of silly full stop (obama: grand poohbah of the ministry of silly)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Joe 6-pack

Ping for later


228 posted on 09/13/2010 12:22:26 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Papa of two new Army Brats! Congrats to my Soldier son and his wife.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Joe 6-pack

Wonderful thread Joe! Sorry I missed it when you posted.
Thanks for pinging, looks like the pictures have gone astray!


229 posted on 09/13/2010 7:06:44 PM PDT by potlatch
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 48 | View Replies]

To: Joe 6-pack

Grrrrr, did you see the pics that were removed by photobucket? F’n muzzies have no sense of humor. That is part of their problem.


230 posted on 09/13/2010 7:16:20 PM PDT by CajunConservative (0, we'll stop treating you like a dog, when you stop treating us like a hydrant.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: CajunConservative; potlatch

Yes...I emailed photobucket a few hours ago. I have a paid subscription for a “pro” account with them and have made an inquiry, with their reply still pending. Meanwhile, if you do an image search on Photobucket for “piss Christ” you’ll get ~20 results of the Serrano *artwork* that have not been removed.


231 posted on 09/13/2010 7:21:39 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 230 | View Replies]

To: Joe 6-pack
Pretty aggravating, especially when you have a paid account!
They'll pop back up sooner or later I guess.
You had a fun thread, lol.
232 posted on 09/13/2010 7:26:21 PM PDT by potlatch
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 231 | View Replies]

To: Joe 6-pack

I figured there would be a double standard. Bare Naked Islam has it posted too.

http://barenakedislam.wordpress.com/2010/09/13/dog-bites-quran/#comments


233 posted on 09/13/2010 7:29:18 PM PDT by CajunConservative (0, we'll stop treating you like a dog, when you stop treating us like a hydrant.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 231 | View Replies]

To: CajunConservative

Woo hoo! Roverand Bones lives on!


234 posted on 09/13/2010 7:57:35 PM PDT by fullchroma
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 233 | View Replies]

To: Joe 6-pack

LMAO why did photobucket or who ever remove the pics?


235 posted on 09/14/2010 8:03:57 AM PDT by Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid!
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid!

It violated their “terms of use”. I emailed them an inquiry and have yet to receive a reply.


236 posted on 09/14/2010 8:07:01 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 235 | View Replies]

To: Joe 6-pack

Too bad! Put all the pics on imageshack and repost the thread and ping me :)


237 posted on 09/14/2010 8:33:23 AM PDT by Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid!
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 236 | View Replies]

To: Joe 6-pack

Did you ever hear back from photo phucket?


238 posted on 09/18/2010 2:11:26 PM PDT by fullchroma
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 231 | View Replies]

To: Joe 6-pack

All I am seeing is a bunch of warnings saying that the pictures are offensive...


239 posted on 09/19/2010 10:17:24 AM PDT by Thunder90 (Fighting for truth and the American way... http://citizensfortruthandtheamericanway.blogspot.com/)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Thunder90

Yeah...photobucket didn’t like them. Barenakedislam picked them up and you can see the originals in the link at #233.


240 posted on 09/19/2010 10:21:27 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 239 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 181-200201-220221-240241-246 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson