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BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran
The Word of Dog ^
| 9/11/10 (MeccaTime)
| Joe 6-Pack
Posted on 09/10/2010 4:39:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
Roverand Terry Bones
The Koran in more peaceful times...
Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference where he announced that he would continue with his plans to celebrate the Islamic feast of Eid by feasting on a Koran. “I’ve had a look at the Koran,” stated Bones, “and it appears kind of dry, so I figured I’d add some bacon or pork sausage. I mean, you can’t have a fatwa without ‘f-a-t’, right?” Jones continued, “I’m not against the Koran as a whole, in fact, I’ve book-marked some of my favorite parts…on a Persian rug!”
At approximately 3:46 a.m. (Mecca Time). a bacon laden Koran was struck by four massive canine teeth. The chewing continued until the book’s internal support structure collapsed and the Koran imploded, causing no loss of life or injury.
The attack begins... 
Roverand Bones presses the attack...
Some analysts suggest that this early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.
Following the attack, Roverand Bones exhibited a passage of the Koran...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: attack; bacon; dog; humor; koran; napl; satire
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To: yorkie
((hugs back)) That is a talented dog! I think my 5 dogs would love chew squeaky plastic korans to play with. I would be happy to buy them each a few. Bacon scented of course!
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posted on
09/11/2010 12:49:43 AM PDT
by
pandoraou812
(Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn..........^..........)
To: Joe 6-pack
Yes it is & I think you ought to make dog toys & market them. Bacon scented or flavored koran squeaky chew toys. I will buy some for my crew of 5 Shih tzu. If those muslims can do as they please with the bible then I see no reason we can't have koran dog toys. They do much worse to Christians, like behead them etc.
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posted on
09/11/2010 12:55:54 AM PDT
by
pandoraou812
(Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn..........^..........)
To: Joe 6-pack
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posted on
09/11/2010 1:24:15 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(I'm everything I pretend to be.)
To: Joe 6-pack
Go Joe! This is brilliant. Now we just need to find someone with a pig with similar tastes. More on the whole Karan burning thing at my blog
Qohel
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posted on
09/11/2010 4:36:07 AM PDT
by
Qohel
To: Qohel
Good blog...nice and pithy!
185
posted on
09/11/2010 5:15:05 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
LOL !
Brilliant !
186
posted on
09/11/2010 6:32:49 AM PDT
by
steelyourfaith
("Release the Second Chakra !!!!!!!" ... Al Gore, 10/24/06)
To: steelyourfaith
187
posted on
09/11/2010 6:34:09 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
Well said. You summed it up.
Thanks for this thread and thanks for Roverand Bones!
To: ATLDiver; trifona; SLB; Squantos; Travis McGee; neverdem
189
posted on
09/11/2010 7:03:10 AM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(No Representation without Taxation!)
To: Joe 6-pack
Joe, that is hilarious - thanks for creating and posting it.
To: Joe 6-pack
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posted on
09/11/2010 7:25:14 AM PDT
by
wxgesr
(I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
To: Joe 6-pack
You will go down in Freeper History for this, and rightly so! Excellently done!
192
posted on
09/11/2010 8:12:26 AM PDT
by
Nea Wood
(Silly liberal . . . paychecks are for workers!)
To: Joe 6-pack
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posted on
09/11/2010 9:37:55 AM PDT
by
bboop
(We don't need no stinkin' VAT)
To: GILTN1stborn
Thanks, what a way to start the weekend!
194
posted on
09/11/2010 10:03:15 AM PDT
by
Mrs. P
("Wonder Woman wears Sarah Palin pajamas." - Blood of Tyrants)
To: Mrs. P
195
posted on
09/11/2010 10:07:02 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
That is just to dog gone funny!!
196
posted on
09/11/2010 10:30:11 AM PDT
by
Las Vegas Ron
(People I know have papers for their mongrels.)
To: Joe 6-pack
Yah, so I ended up sitting here checking out your profile page with all the cool pics and almost blew up a pressure cooker with a chicken in it. Love your dogs!
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posted on
09/11/2010 10:33:39 AM PDT
by
Mrs. P
("Wonder Woman wears Sarah Palin pajamas." - Blood of Tyrants)
To: Joe 6-pack
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posted on
09/11/2010 10:35:15 AM PDT
by
Hotmetal
(Support the castle, defend the flag. 858TH Engineering Battalion)
To: Mrs. P
"Yah, so I...almost blew up a pressure cooker with a chicken in it." The Roverend also does kitchen clean-up for a small fee ;-)
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posted on
09/11/2010 11:02:07 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
man, I am still laughing at this. HAHAHA!!
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