What my plan was when I created the ZOT

(and how I ended up) ^ | June 28, 2010 | Lord Dagon

[DagonofAlbion]

I deposit the Risk into the account of a dummy finance company for management, called the republican party.

Then, I deposit the damage into the account of a dummy corporation for control, called the democratic party.

I leave all the bible belt religions as spoilers, or third parties; putting them down as department store chains. To stave off the profit into the mints money burning facility, to insure that the money is worthless in terms of pragmatic value, and is only practical believed values.

And the Black market is pimped as bad but, even losing even your kindeys in a hotel bathtub on a drunk, is a value laundering scheme...

Thank you all for your input and participation!!!

[Tax-chick]

With Amdro fire-ant granules.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Welcome to my world, LOL! Actually, people haven’t been TOO crabby as of late. We’ll see what tomorrow brings because I had the rare day off today. :)

[fanfan]

Beer.

Speaking of which I gave to water the garden....brb

[NicknamedBob]

"Beer. . . . Speaking of which I have to water the garden....brb"

Oh, dear. They've all morphed into me ... or Homer Simpson.

Some days it's hard to tell the difference.

[ThomasThomas]

I really needed to water my garden or I would have said this earlier.

[Tax-chick]

Good morning. I need to water my garden, too. As soon as I change out of my nightgown. Which is actually more than a lot of people wear outdoors, but it’s the principle ...

[Tax-chick]

[stephenjohnbanker]

” Oh, dear. They’ve all morphed into me ... or Homer Simpson.

Some days it’s hard to tell the difference. “

Easy brezze.

Look in the mirror.

Now, are you a cartoon character?

[Monkey Face]

I don’t normally name vehicles, but one day, a friend called me as I was going to the post office, and asked what I was doing. I said, “Driving,” meaning I really didn’t want to talk then as I needed both hands to drive.

He said, “Driving Miss Daisy?” It reluctantly stuck. And there you have it folks.

[Monkey Face]

Sunday, one of the ladies in the women’s group was talking about a month-long visit to Seattle. She explained how it always rained and the skies were seldom clear, and yadda-yadda-yadda. I said, “That’s why they call themselves ‘Moss Backs.’”
“What?”

[Monkey Face]

*sigh*
Awake half the night, then can’t wake up in the daylight.
*sigh*

[stephenjohnbanker]

And here I thought you named her that because Miss Daisy is a member of the “Ancient Regime” ;-)

[Darksheare]

But who are the droids consuming?

[Tax-chick]

Morning! Been to the lawyer and signed our re-fi papers. Cute little office in downtown Monroe. He had a collection of antique scales and another of cut-glass inkwells. Frank wanted to chew all of them, of course.

Now I must pay the van bill.

[Dead Corpse]

Mirror?

Man, did I wake up on the wrong side of the bed or what?

[stephenjohnbanker]

GADZOOKS !!

[Cyber Liberty]

I use explosives, but Tax Chick’s answer is probably the best....

[Tax-chick]

Our homeowners’ association frowns on explosives.

An aardvark is another possibility.

[Dead Corpse]

It’s been a rough couple of weeks...

[Cyber Liberty]

That’s too bad about the HOA. There isn’t a problem on this Earth that can’t be solved by the proper application of explosives. Hey, speaking of which, firecrackers will be legal in my state after 7/29! Just like carrying concealed w/o a steenking permit!