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The Perfect Free Republic Thread
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| 4/28/10
| Patrick1
Posted on 04/28/2010 8:55:21 PM PDT by Patrick1
Okay I have found the perfect Free Republic Thread!
Top This!
A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012 and tries to defend himself against the Pit Bull with a Sarah Palin for President yard sign and stumbles into the street where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker.
Then you would have the perfect Free Republic thread.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: balkans; cheese; civilwar; classicthreads; crap; crevo; dope; doublecrap; napl; palinfreeperping; sarahpalin; sionnsar; vanity
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To: Patrick1
What no Banglist or Evo-Creavo!!! How could that be a perfect thread! LOL
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posted on
04/28/2010 9:10:15 PM PDT
by
El Laton Caliente
(NRA Life Member & www.Gunsnet.net Moderator)
To: Patrick1
This is *not* the perfect Free Republics thread. You haven’t said anything at all about mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin’ drunk. So I think you need to sit down and write another verse.
To: Patrick1
where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker......after the driver became distracted when Obama's long form birth certificate blew onto his windshield.
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posted on
04/28/2010 9:12:38 PM PDT
by
Drew68
To: Patrick1
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posted on
04/28/2010 9:13:12 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
you didn’t say anything about Momma, prisons, trains, pick-up trucks or gettin drunk.
The song goes, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison, so I went to the station in my pick-up truck but she got hit by a damned ole train. Or something to that affect.
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posted on
04/28/2010 9:14:29 PM PDT
by
Patrick1
To: Drew68
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posted on
04/28/2010 9:15:33 PM PDT
by
Patrick1
To: Patrick1
And now, it's the perfect thread.
To: Patrick1
A moose bit my sister. Seriesly.
What? No beeber stuning? It’s not perfect unless SOMEONE’S beeber gets stuned!
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posted on
04/28/2010 9:16:42 PM PDT
by
pillut48
("Stand now. Stand together. Stand for what is right."-Gov.Sarah Palin, "Going Rogue" ><>)
To: mlocher
I wonder if the island did that “Titanic” thing, where it stood vertical for awhile so all the people could slide down into the icy cold water??
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posted on
04/28/2010 9:17:48 PM PDT
by
pillut48
("Stand now. Stand together. Stand for what is right."-Gov.Sarah Palin, "Going Rogue" ><>)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
LOL!
You went where I was getting ready to go! GMTA!
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posted on
04/28/2010 9:19:15 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(The only people not "boycotting" Arizona are the illegal aliens! What the hell is up with that!!?)
To: Patrick1
This thread is worthless without pictures.
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posted on
04/28/2010 9:20:31 PM PDT
by
mommya
To: Patrick1
Only thing missing is the vanities zot button.
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posted on
04/28/2010 9:20:45 PM PDT
by
PA Engineer
(Liberate America from the occupation media.)
To: Patrick1
Okay I have found the perfect Free Republic Thread! Top This!
OK. Jus' hold m' beer for a minute.
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posted on
04/28/2010 9:22:47 PM PDT
by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: Patrick1
This thread will definitely hit the record for David Allen Coe references. We are at three, so far.
To: Patrick1
What????? No Viking Kitty???????
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posted on
04/28/2010 9:23:42 PM PDT
by
Cheapskate
(Play loud and carry BIG sticks!)
To: PA Engineer
Only thing missing is the vanities zot button.That, and Willie Green making a comment in favor of high speed rail.
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posted on
04/28/2010 9:24:28 PM PDT
by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: Patrick1
A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012 and tries to defend himself against the Pit Bull with a Sarah Palin for President yard sign and stumbles into the street where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker.
Lazamataz, while rolling around with Megan Fox, in Chicago, accidentally sets off his under-pillow Glock, invoking the wrath of the Catholic concierge, who summons his (who knew?) Mormon socialist security guy, WHO TYPES IN ALL CAPS, God bless him, who called in sick that day to work in his garden, but some some humble Houston guy was available, who mowed down everyone in the lobby on his way up (can’t be too careful if Laz is in the picture), but got the wrong room number, and wiped out the entire feline aids society about to march the next day.
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posted on
04/28/2010 9:27:00 PM PDT
by
txhurl
To: Patrick1
You need to add updated screen shots of your Half-Life character.
To: Patrick1
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posted on
04/28/2010 9:28:12 PM PDT
by
kanawa
(Is Eaker going swishy?)
To: Patrick1
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posted on
04/28/2010 9:28:13 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
("I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.")
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