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The Perfect Free Republic Thread
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| 4/28/10
| Patrick1
Posted on 04/28/2010 8:55:21 PM PDT by Patrick1
Okay I have found the perfect Free Republic Thread!
Top This!
A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012 and tries to defend himself against the Pit Bull with a Sarah Palin for President yard sign and stumbles into the street where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker.
Then you would have the perfect Free Republic thread.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: balkans; cheese; civilwar; classicthreads; crap; crevo; dope; doublecrap; napl; palinfreeperping; sarahpalin; sionnsar; vanity
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To: Patrick1
No gun pron. No conservative babe pics.
you lose.
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posted on
04/29/2010 5:15:29 PM PDT
by
roamer_1
(Globalism is just Socialism in a business suit)
To: humblegunner; TheOldLady
Therapeutic though.
And so the Zombie Deer legend came about.
Only, Humble has some trophy deer skulls that are kinda bludgeoned.
162
posted on
04/29/2010 5:20:23 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
To: visualops
];-)
So far only two people have noticed it.
163
posted on
04/29/2010 5:20:53 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
To: Darksheare
I knew a guy in the USAF that made coffee so strong, that if you left in in the pot for an hour, you had to use a spoon to get it out. We had no problem staying awake. It was brutal.
164
posted on
04/29/2010 5:22:38 PM PDT
by
alarm rider
(The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
To: Darksheare
You forgot Unngh, moose, Beeber, undead thread, hobbit hole, dimensional doors, freeper canteen, RINO FRee project, killer bunny, Blargh, stune, sporkweasel, and Zarathustra. If you can work all of the above into one scenario, you have arrived. What about, "Ungh?"
165
posted on
04/29/2010 5:29:41 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
(Does not play well with others.)
To: Patrick1; Jim Robinson
a perfect thread requires comment by Jim Thompson er Robinson
166
posted on
04/29/2010 6:09:29 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: Patrick1
and then Jack Bauer shoots Eric Cartman.
To: stylin19a
cry havoc and let slip the pitbulls of Chet!
(modified from the original shakespeare quote)
168
posted on
04/29/2010 8:55:15 PM PDT
by
Redcitizen
(Tagline out- use detour)
To: Darksheare; humblegunner
Sigh... Humblegunner! If you think I was stalking you before... But hese posts are useless without pictures.
Back to perfection of the thread! Has anyone mentioned bacon yet? Mmmm mmmm mmmm!
To: Redcitizen
“cry havoc and let slip the pitbulls of Chet!”
Here, here!
170
posted on
04/30/2010 5:50:02 AM PDT
by
alarm rider
(The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
To: alarm rider
I’ve been banned from making coffee in most sane places.
171
posted on
04/30/2010 6:59:39 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
To: Grizzled Bear
That’s for the confusion, along with “Blarg?”
172
posted on
04/30/2010 7:02:29 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
To: TheOldLady; humblegunner
I fear that he’s feeding my coffee to the local rabbit population.
I’m intrigued and frightened by what will commence.
173
posted on
04/30/2010 7:03:40 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
To: Darksheare
I think that’s probably a good thing, though God knows I would never make a value judgement.
174
posted on
04/30/2010 7:20:55 AM PDT
by
alarm rider
(The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
To: alarm rider
Ah, forbidden knowledge of coffee abominations gifted upon the world by Nyarlathotep.
(Hey, the stuff works wonders on the deer. Wonder what other critters it puts into hyperspeed?)
175
posted on
04/30/2010 7:30:13 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
To: Darksheare; humblegunner
Say it ain't so, Humble! [begins hoarding rocks, duct tape, shovels, and beebers]
To: TheOldLady; humblegunner
It may be so.
With hyper-speed bunnies, he doesn’t have to use a rototiller OR dig holes himself.
He just juices the bunnies, lets ‘em loose, and then has everything ready for planting.
177
posted on
04/30/2010 7:52:07 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
To: Patrick1; All
> A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary
> who is campaigning door to door ... Well, rumor has it that the Pit Bull is actually a hyena from Kenya.
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178
posted on
04/30/2010 8:03:15 AM PDT
by
BP2
(I think, therefore I'm a conservative)
To: Darksheare; humblegunner
With hyper-speed bunnies, he doesn’t have to use a rototiller OR dig holes himself.
He just juices the bunnies, lets ‘em loose, and then has everything ready for planting.Well okay then. Why didn't you say so? Humblegunner, will you please send me a crate of hopped-up zombie bunnies right away? I got six acres here, and there's a veggie garden out there just waiting to be planted.
To: TheOldLady; humblegunner
They don’t exactly have an ‘off’ switch.
180
posted on
04/30/2010 9:08:11 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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