Posted on 04/28/2010 8:55:21 PM PDT by Patrick1
Okay I have found the perfect Free Republic Thread!
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A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012 and tries to defend himself against the Pit Bull with a Sarah Palin for President yard sign and stumbles into the street where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker.
Then you would have the perfect Free Republic thread.
How could you have forgotten?
Easy, caffienated zombie deer are mind destroying abominations that force one to actively not think of them.
this thread yet?
OK - looks like we are still missing some things - that guy say, “Gee, not this shit again...” the looter dude, the “that’s racist” kid, something about UFOs posted by Quix, and a Wookie picture. And what about that missing Birth Certificate? Have I left anything out? Smurfs?
You can distract them with a slingshot launching acorns, but only for a short time.
They soon figure out that acrons have no brains.
The only way to combat caffienated zombie deer is to hand Humble a rock and stand back as he chases it down to club it to death.
It's harder than it used to be.
Yeah... have to agree.
I’m only 34 and I’m finding that I’m not as fast as I once was.
But the coffee-like-sludge-of-doom somewhat evens the odds up, even if it does push me towards tachycardia.
what test? I’m drawing a blank.
Cheers!
Oh, Humblegunner! I’m sure that you do very well!
So! How soon can you get here? I’ll provide the rocks, whiskey, duct tape, shovel, and good company if a moose doesn’t bite my sister.
I only run after deer or moose when starving.
Mostly I just blast ‘em. Any running needs done..well.. that’s what kids is for.
Yeah, I’m going to miss Bob’s Big Boy 90-weight coffee. It used to keep me going ‘way past when I should have been gettin’ on home.
The thread is now complete.
The stuff Humble gave to the local deer:
In 12 cup drip percolator pot, fill to 6 cup mark with water.
In filter, put 6 heaping scoops of coffee.
Medium roast works best, just make sure it’s a robust blend.
Found a maxwellhouse ‘medium roast’ that was rather anemic.
Put pinch of salt in filter, about as much as it would take to cover the surface of a dime with one even layer.
This keeps the coffee from tasting burned too quickly, it doesn’t age well brewed this way.
Brew, recirculate if need be, usually not.
Add sugar and dairy creamer.
Creamora and coffeemate are not recommended unless you like the heart racing that Ranger Pudding gives.
That, and the nondairy creamer will give you both a headache and a buzz with the coffee.
I usually put about 8 spoons of sugar in this stuff, it ends up being like Russian Kava, thick and sweet with that bitter overtone to it.
Oh, and I am NOT responsible for seeming demonic possession of the coffeepot, or the coffeepot ending up acting as if it has been damaged.
Be sure NOT to add creamora or coffeemate to the brew, unless you LIKE ranger pudding style heart racing.
When I brew that stuff for myself, I recirculate the stuff to brew a second time, but that’s me for my own personal enjoyment, and it may wreck the coffeepot.
Don’t forget the salt, it’s important to the finished brew.
LOL ~snort~ love that line
Couple it with the pic and it’s perfect.
hahaha just noticed your tagline
What, no Mitt Romney? Epic fail...
I fed that stuff to some critters at the deer camp.
Poured it into the feeders and spread a bit around on the ground near the rutting places.
A couple of days later I had gotten up to pee about 2:00
in the morning and here come these psycho deer running
through the camp, drooling and kicking and cursing.
Offended, I took out after them and beat one of them to death with a rock.
The beating took almost an hour and a half, quite taxing.
I don’t recommend it.
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