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The Perfect Free Republic Thread
My Mind ^ | 4/28/10 | Patrick1

Posted on 04/28/2010 8:55:21 PM PDT by Patrick1

Okay I have found the perfect Free Republic Thread!

Top This!

A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012 and tries to defend himself against the Pit Bull with a Sarah Palin for President yard sign and stumbles into the street where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker.

Then you would have the perfect Free Republic thread.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: balkans; cheese; civilwar; classicthreads; crap; crevo; dope; doublecrap; napl; palinfreeperping; sarahpalin; sionnsar; vanity
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To: TheOldLady

How could you have forgotten?
Easy, caffienated zombie deer are mind destroying abominations that force one to actively not think of them.


141 posted on 04/29/2010 1:40:41 PM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Patrick1
Hey, did anyone

BUMP

this thread yet?

142 posted on 04/29/2010 1:41:26 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Responsibility2nd

OK - looks like we are still missing some things - that guy say, “Gee, not this shit again...” the looter dude, the “that’s racist” kid, something about UFOs posted by Quix, and a Wookie picture. And what about that missing Birth Certificate? Have I left anything out? Smurfs?


143 posted on 04/29/2010 1:43:41 PM PDT by Bookwoman ("...and I am unanimous in this..")
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To: Darksheare
Well, that explains a lot. I think there's a herd of them on this property somewhere.


144 posted on 04/29/2010 2:01:03 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady; humblegunner

You can distract them with a slingshot launching acorns, but only for a short time.
They soon figure out that acrons have no brains.
The only way to combat caffienated zombie deer is to hand Humble a rock and stand back as he chases it down to club it to death.


145 posted on 04/29/2010 2:03:12 PM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Bookwoman
OK - looks like we are still missing some things - that guy say, “Gee, not this shit again...” the looter dude, the “that’s racist” kid, something about UFOs posted by Quix, and a Wookie picture. And what about that missing Birth Certificate? Have I left anything out? Smurfs?

Willy Green posting something about government funded high speed rail.

And don't forget Jim Rob bumping the FR Donation thread. Forget that and we won't have anyplace to post the perfect thread.
146 posted on 04/29/2010 2:06:28 PM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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To: Darksheare; TheOldLady
The only way to combat caffienated zombie deer is to hand Humble a rock and stand back as he chases it down to club it to death.

It's harder than it used to be.

147 posted on 04/29/2010 2:17:13 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: humblegunner; TheOldLady

Yeah... have to agree.
I’m only 34 and I’m finding that I’m not as fast as I once was.

But the coffee-like-sludge-of-doom somewhat evens the odds up, even if it does push me towards tachycardia.


148 posted on 04/29/2010 2:23:17 PM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Tainan

what test? I’m drawing a blank.


149 posted on 04/29/2010 2:50:30 PM PDT by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: Slings and Arrows; a fool in paradise

Cheers!

150 posted on 04/29/2010 4:27:05 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.http://www.free)
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To: humblegunner; Darksheare

Oh, Humblegunner! I’m sure that you do very well!

So! How soon can you get here? I’ll provide the rocks, whiskey, duct tape, shovel, and good company if a moose doesn’t bite my sister.


151 posted on 04/29/2010 4:32:53 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

I only run after deer or moose when starving.

Mostly I just blast ‘em. Any running needs done..well.. that’s what kids is for.


152 posted on 04/29/2010 4:35:26 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: Darksheare; humblegunner

Yeah, I’m going to miss Bob’s Big Boy 90-weight coffee. It used to keep me going ‘way past when I should have been gettin’ on home.


153 posted on 04/29/2010 4:36:08 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Lazamataz

The thread is now complete.


154 posted on 04/29/2010 4:40:05 PM PDT by knews_hound (Credo Quia Absurdium--take nothing seriously unless it is absurd. E. Clampus Vitus)
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To: TheOldLady; humblegunner

The stuff Humble gave to the local deer:

In 12 cup drip percolator pot, fill to 6 cup mark with water.
In filter, put 6 heaping scoops of coffee.
Medium roast works best, just make sure it’s a robust blend.
Found a maxwellhouse ‘medium roast’ that was rather anemic.
Put pinch of salt in filter, about as much as it would take to cover the surface of a dime with one even layer.
This keeps the coffee from tasting burned too quickly, it doesn’t age well brewed this way.

Brew, recirculate if need be, usually not.
Add sugar and dairy creamer.
Creamora and coffeemate are not recommended unless you like the heart racing that Ranger Pudding gives.
That, and the nondairy creamer will give you both a headache and a buzz with the coffee.

I usually put about 8 spoons of sugar in this stuff, it ends up being like Russian Kava, thick and sweet with that bitter overtone to it.

Oh, and I am NOT responsible for seeming demonic possession of the coffeepot, or the coffeepot ending up acting as if it has been damaged.

Be sure NOT to add creamora or coffeemate to the brew, unless you LIKE ranger pudding style heart racing.
When I brew that stuff for myself, I recirculate the stuff to brew a second time, but that’s me for my own personal enjoyment, and it may wreck the coffeepot.
Don’t forget the salt, it’s important to the finished brew.


155 posted on 04/29/2010 5:00:34 PM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Darksheare

LOL ~snort~ love that line


156 posted on 04/29/2010 5:05:05 PM PDT by visualops (Freepin' on my Pre!)
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To: visualops

Couple it with the pic and it’s perfect.


157 posted on 04/29/2010 5:06:56 PM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Darksheare

hahaha just noticed your tagline


158 posted on 04/29/2010 5:10:22 PM PDT by visualops (Freepin' on my Pre!)
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To: Patrick1

What, no Mitt Romney? Epic fail...


159 posted on 04/29/2010 5:10:32 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater ("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!”--Sen. Joe Biden)
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To: Darksheare; TheOldLady

I fed that stuff to some critters at the deer camp.
Poured it into the feeders and spread a bit around on the ground near the rutting places.

A couple of days later I had gotten up to pee about 2:00
in the morning and here come these psycho deer running
through the camp, drooling and kicking and cursing.

Offended, I took out after them and beat one of them to death with a rock.

The beating took almost an hour and a half, quite taxing.

I don’t recommend it.


160 posted on 04/29/2010 5:12:44 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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