[Responsibility2nd]

Psshh.

That's it? These names pale in comparion to the handles today's kid are stuck with.

[painter]

I personally knew a guy with the name of Soda Popp and he had a sister named Lolly.

[ClearCase_guy]

Barack Hussein Obama

[capt. norm]

On the "Judge Joe Brown" TV program I heard one of the litigants introduce as Latrina.

I have heard some pretty creative first names, but that one got me.

[MNJohnnie]

Richard Head

[goseminoles]

Haywood Yadome?

Phil McCracken?

Ophelia Balls?

[Rennes Templar]

How about Ketchum Cold?

[supremedoctrine]

How about inappropriate names, like my favorite from
Hackensack, NJ
Dr. Carunchio, DDS

[mad_as_he$$]

Illiteracy in Louisiana ?

(don’t even try to top this!)

How would you pronounce this child’s name?
She spells her name “Le-a”
So how would YOU pronounce her name?
Leah? .....................NO.
Lee - A? .................. NOPE.
Lay - a? ............ NOT A CHANCE.
Lei?..........NICE TRY, BUT GUESS AGAIN!

This child attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA.
Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her child’s name wrong.
She says it’s pronounced “Ledasha.”
When the Mother was asked how in the world she figured
it should be pronounced that way, she said,
“cause the dash don’t be silent!”
So, if you see a name come across your desk like this,
please remember to pronounce the dash.
And if anyone axes you why, tell them it’s ‘cause the dash don’t be silent!
They live among us, they vote, and they breed

[mollynme]

My mother, who never lies, swears she went to college with a Harold (aka Harry) Openbottom.

[mad_as_he$$]

Years ago I worked with a guy whose last name was Copp. His kids were “Motorcycle” and “Traffic”. The next one to be born was destined to be “Homicide”.

[aruanan]

Here's my not-yet-updated list:

Boys' names: Amber, Canard, Chalance, Cigarette, Cook, Dang, De-Ante, De-rice, De-arse, Delante, Dell, Devoid, Diante, Farad, Ferric, FoFo, Lathe, Natron, Romain, Rondel, T’Corian, Sheik, Talon, Tauraus, Tobacco, Tron, Wait

Girls' names: Arthurine, Baileen, Brie, Butterfly, Cambria, Chanel, Choclate, Ciera, Deja, Destiny, Hosanna, Java, Kia, Latrina, Lavoria, Milka, Monay, Necia, Necie, Ocolor, Phalopia, Phyla, Raven, Regime, Tandy, Tea, TyLenol, Unique, Yelling, Yo-Yo

[frankenMonkey]

Gay Jonhson's in Colorado.

[Madame Dufarge]

There used to be a prolific crackpot letters-to-the-editor writer (besides me) on Cape Cod names Pickles Hargreaves, Jr.

He was listed in the phone book, so this wasn't just a nom de crackpot.

[ronniesgal]

Taffy and Kandy Kiss.

[mkmensinger]

I worked with a girl named Hope, who had an older sister named Faith. Unfortunately, the third child was a boy, so they named him Charlie.

[EternalVigilance]

I know of one community that has two surgeons, one named Slaughter and the other named Cutter.

[Fresh Wind]

Went to school with a kid named “Coke”.

[11Bush]

Dick Trickle.

Over 2200 races. Estimated at over 1 million laps. Racing Great. Bad name, but one you will never forget.

[mc5cents]

Here in Buffalo we have a funeral home named Bury. And a group of funeral homes named Amigone(pronounced Am I gone).

[Lockbar]

How about Rudy Toot & Melody Toot.