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Posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST by kylemoriens
Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!
Dude, printing is illegal. I imagine you will be getting a knock on the door.
:o)
“It’s not illegal when government does it.”
*snicker*
Yeah, I love those idiots who think 3 percent inflation is okay.
What we need is deflation, an expanding in value dollar, and growth.
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1 BILLION DOLLARS!
Awesome idea! Perhaps Kyle could go into the business of selling his printed money. I’ve seen plenty of people do it with food stamps, 50cents on the dollar.
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This Newbie Post = FR at it’s Best! - For making a valid political point.
Many FR responses, - FR at it’s worst. (unless you’re just joining in the ‘fun’...)
Even though you think you are being funny, do you realize the doodoo you are in. There is only once thing worse then threatening the TOTUS. Congratulations on your meeting with the Secret Service.
its like sayng i have a bah while getting on a plane
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First, Free Republic is not a blog. Second, it’s usually wise to be on a forum for more than a day before “sharing your thoughts”.
On this particular day a rich tourist from back east is driving through town. He stops at the motel and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.
As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.
The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.
The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.
The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.
The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.
At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, picks up the $100 bill, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.
No one produced anything. No one earned anything.
However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is conducting business today.
IBTZ—first one of 2010 I get to play with before it turns into ozone!
IBTZ
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