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Man opts for jail over New Year with relatives
Yahoo ^
| January 1, 2010
| Reuters
Posted on 01/02/2010 6:00:35 AM PST by mmanager
ROME (Reuters) A Sicilian man stole sweets and a packet of chewing gum so he could get arrested and spend New Year's Eve in a jail cell rather than be with his wife and relatives, Italian media reported on Friday.
The 35-year old Sicilian first showed up at a police station on Thursday asking to be arrested because he preferred spending the night in prison rather than with his family, but was rebuffed because he had not committed a crime, the Agi news agency said.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: inlaws; napl; relatives
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Got to remember this.
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posted on
01/02/2010 6:00:37 AM PST
by
mmanager
To: mmanager
>
Got to remember this. Yeah, but there are some potential drawbacks, the attentions of "Big Bubba Da Lovva" heading up the list... ;-)
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posted on
01/02/2010 6:06:54 AM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: mmanager
Sounds like my last girlfriend’s family!
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posted on
01/02/2010 6:20:24 AM PST
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
To: mmanager
Sudden Otis Campbell Syndrome?
To: mmanager
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posted on
01/02/2010 6:29:04 AM PST
by
Lucretia Borgia
(Never bring a knife to a gun battle. Never bring a community organizer to lead your army.)
To: Lucretia Borgia
A guy I work with informed his ex-wife on x-mas eve that he was getting a divorce. Told her that he couldn’t do christmas at her folks anymore. That was 25 years ago. True story.
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posted on
01/02/2010 6:33:42 AM PST
by
mmanager
(It is time to prune the tree.)
To: Lucretia Borgia
A guy I work with informed his ex-wife on x-mas eve that he was getting a divorce. Told her that he couldn’t do christmas at her folks anymore. That was 25 years ago. True story.
7
posted on
01/02/2010 6:41:32 AM PST
by
mmanager
(It is time to prune the tree.)
To: mmanager; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
I understand completely.
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posted on
01/02/2010 10:56:14 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
To: mmanager
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posted on
01/02/2010 2:40:11 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
To: mmanager
Was this Michelle’s brother? If it was I do not blame him.
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posted on
01/02/2010 2:43:21 PM PST
by
John D
To: Conspiracy Guy; Laura Earl
Howdy. I just wanted you two to know that I fell so much in love with Lulubelle, that this year for Christmas we got this:
http://www.susanalabradors.com/Chile%202.jpg
Red Hot Chile. Champion Firefox Red Labrador. With a big smoochy nose.
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posted on
01/02/2010 6:44:10 PM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Now here at the Rock we have two rules. Rule #1 obey all rules. Rule #2 no writing on the walls...)
To: Hi Heels
Great. You’ll never regret it. Labs are a joy. Red labs are rare. Red Hot Chile is a great name.
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posted on
01/03/2010 6:09:38 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
To: Hi Heels
Can Red Hot do this?
LulaBele with her first Chipmunk kill. We saw the chase live.
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posted on
01/03/2010 7:02:08 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Actually the take care of the critters. The old man, Poops (because that’s what he does best!) got a possum a couple years ago. Now that was a serious battle.
We’ll see about Chile. I don’t think she’s ever been exposed to game.
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posted on
01/03/2010 5:28:19 PM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Now here at the Rock we have two rules. Rule #1 obey all rules. Rule #2 no writing on the walls...)
To: Conspiracy Guy
If she’s any good at moles you can send her to my house.
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posted on
01/03/2010 5:36:45 PM PST
by
murphE
("It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged." - GK Chesterton)
To: Hi Heels; Conspiracy Guy
The chihuahuas. The chihuahuas take care of the critters.
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posted on
01/03/2010 6:35:50 PM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Now here at the Rock we have two rules. Rule #1 obey all rules. Rule #2 no writing on the walls...)
To: Hi Heels; Conspiracy Guy
The chihuahuas. The chihuahuas take care of the critters.
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posted on
01/03/2010 6:36:01 PM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Now here at the Rock we have two rules. Rule #1 obey all rules. Rule #2 no writing on the walls...)
To: Hi Heels; Conspiracy Guy
The chihuahuas. The chihuahuas take care of the critters.
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posted on
01/03/2010 6:36:12 PM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Now here at the Rock we have two rules. Rule #1 obey all rules. Rule #2 no writing on the walls...)
To: Hi Heels
Chipmunks aren’t game : )
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posted on
01/04/2010 4:59:15 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
To: murphE
No moles in our yard. Chirt and clay would require blasting by the little demons. But LulaBelle would get them.
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posted on
01/04/2010 5:01:31 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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