Posted on 12/04/2009 10:39:15 AM PST by caddystacks
TIGER Woods was rated as "horrible in bed" by one of his lovers, it was revealed yesterday.
The damning verdict came from Las Vegas cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, who says she had a 31-month fling with the married golf superstar.
The 24-year-old mistress told fellow contestants on US TV reality show Tool Academy she had also "hooked up" with George Clooney.
But while she was full of praise for the movie heartthrob, she mauled Tiger.
Telly pal Krista Grubb, 27, told The Sun: "She was showing all these texts from Tiger and George.
One she said was from George said, 'When can I get up in there again?' He signed it G.
"She said she met him while working as a cocktail waitress in Los Angeles and they would meet up in Vegas and he was a lot of fun.
"Jaimee said George was amazing but wasn't so nice about Tiger. She just kept saying he was horrible in bed."
Another pal of Jaimee said Woods, 33, offered to buy her an apartment in Las Vegas.
New York socialite and party planner Rachel Uchitel, 34, and Vegas nightclub executive Kalika Moquin, 27, are also have said to have had affairs with the golfer.
He crashed his car near his Florida home in the early hours last Friday after a huge bust-up with his Swedish wife Elin Nordegren, 29.
She is thought to be getting a total re-write of their pre-nuptial agreement and financial incentives to stand by him.
The couple are currently having several relationship counselling sessions a day
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That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all week. haha.
SnakeDoc
Well, what's par for this hole?
Hey, Eldrich promised her an apartment and a make work job, sounds right out of the Clintoon playbook!
You know how it is. Golfers are all about getting up and down in as few strokes as necessary.
I saw her picture, she’s lucky she can get anyone to show up much less perform
Ouch! It’s bad enough he’s catting around on his wife, now his swordsmanship is coming into question. Will Tiger counter on his website?
unOfficial Release From TigerWoods.com
It seems my sexual prowess has now come into question. Let me assure my fans and sponsors that this accusation is patently untrue, each time I engaged in sexual intercourse with Miss Grubbs there was never a time I lasted less than 45 minutes, at times I can safely say my marital transgressions lasted in excess of 2 hours.
Miss Grubbs routinely reached multiple orgasms and was so thoroughly satisfied and exhausted from my technique that mere minutes into our transgressions she would repeatedly ask “are you done yet”, “are you done yet”?
“The pay must have been great.”
It has nothing to do with money. It is all about power for these women. They want scalps on their belts. The reason they save voicemails, e-mails etc. is because when one of their friends doubt that they are sleeping with fame, they can prove it. They have absolutely no remorse about a married man or the little kids. The men never see them for what they are until, their lives are in shambles.
Are these Woods women unofficially “prostitutes”?
Depends upon the purse for that tournament.
This whore wants us to believe her? LOL! Show me her credibility first - same goes for the whores at the MSM and some elected officials, that Louisiana chick comes to mind.
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***They have absolutely no remorse about a married man or the little kids.***
This is what I find offensive and unconscionable. We are raising our daughters to be sluts and our sons to be sissies, sodomites & sex addicts. There is no respect in men for women or women for men.
Pity all the little kids.
Roids or HGH? Next batter up- Matt Damon.
If the night putting and the ambien bit didn’t do it, nothing will chase Buick and Nike away faster than being an Olbermann in the rack.
Tiger Woods is married and has two young children with his wife. He is at best a cad. The shame is his. He has proved himself to be the ultimate in selfishness, and narcissism.
Plus the pot, Eldrich did it to himself.
I saw her picture, she’s lucky she can get anyone to show up much less perform
After her big announcement about having sex with Tiger I think her dance card will be empty from now on. They all better save their blab money because their clocks are ticking years and their bank accounts are going to go bye-bye.
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