Posted on 12/04/2009 10:39:15 AM PST by caddystacks
TIGER Woods was rated as "horrible in bed" by one of his lovers, it was revealed yesterday.
The damning verdict came from Las Vegas cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, who says she had a 31-month fling with the married golf superstar.
The 24-year-old mistress told fellow contestants on US TV reality show Tool Academy she had also "hooked up" with George Clooney.
But while she was full of praise for the movie heartthrob, she mauled Tiger.
Telly pal Krista Grubb, 27, told The Sun: "She was showing all these texts from Tiger and George.
One she said was from George said, 'When can I get up in there again?' He signed it G.
"She said she met him while working as a cocktail waitress in Los Angeles and they would meet up in Vegas and he was a lot of fun.
"Jaimee said George was amazing but wasn't so nice about Tiger. She just kept saying he was horrible in bed."
Another pal of Jaimee said Woods, 33, offered to buy her an apartment in Las Vegas.
New York socialite and party planner Rachel Uchitel, 34, and Vegas nightclub executive Kalika Moquin, 27, are also have said to have had affairs with the golfer.
He crashed his car near his Florida home in the early hours last Friday after a huge bust-up with his Swedish wife Elin Nordegren, 29.
She is thought to be getting a total re-write of their pre-nuptial agreement and financial incentives to stand by him.
The couple are currently having several relationship counselling sessions a day
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so bad in bed that she only hung around for 31 months
When will it end...
Damn, his poor wife.. not only does she get publicly humiliated and possibly exposed to STD’s thanks to her husband, but she’s got to put up with lousy sex to boot. Damn... No wonder she’s so angry. Give her Tiger’s Billion, seems like she’s earned it.
Hahaha.. if you think any of these women were hanging around for the sex you are a fool.
These gals were all about the fame, and the only thing in Tiger’s pants that interested them, was his wallet.
Lowest number of strokes isn’t always the goal.
You know, I must be getting old, but I used to remember “whore” being a bad thing. Apparently, I’m mistaken.
yep, 31 months of horrible in bed
Clooney sounds like a stellar character, too
careful how you say “hung” there pardner...
“Horrible in Bed”. He’ll never live this down. Endorsements will wait a while and the give him the ax. Golf viewers are about family, decency and are generally polite. No room for a cheating husband or publicity like he’s “horrible in bed” in Buick’s (or whoever’s) eyes.
The Rolling Stones had a song about this sort, Starf***er.
It just gets better. No wonder he’s scrambling to keep Uchitel quiet.
The pay must have been great.
yeah but now she is only 1 person removed from george clooney sex!
Aparently Looney Clooney’s practicing gynecology without a license.
maybe his balls kept landing in the rough
Sometimes, you just can't this stuff up.....
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