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Jamiee Grubbs: Tiger Woods 'Horrible in Bed' (G. Clooney Gets Passing Marks Though...)
UK Sun ^ | 12/4/09 | By PETE SAMSON

Posted on 12/04/2009 10:39:15 AM PST by caddystacks

TIGER Woods was rated as "horrible in bed" by one of his lovers, it was revealed yesterday.

The damning verdict came from Las Vegas cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, who says she had a 31-month fling with the married golf superstar.

The 24-year-old mistress told fellow contestants on US TV reality show Tool Academy she had also "hooked up" with George Clooney.

But while she was full of praise for the movie heartthrob, she mauled Tiger.

Telly pal Krista Grubb, 27, told The Sun: "She was showing all these texts from Tiger and George.

One she said was from George said, 'When can I get up in there again?' He signed it G.

"She said she met him while working as a cocktail waitress in Los Angeles and they would meet up in Vegas and he was a lot of fun.

"Jaimee said George was amazing but wasn't so nice about Tiger. She just kept saying he was horrible in bed."

Another pal of Jaimee said Woods, 33, offered to buy her an apartment in Las Vegas.

New York socialite and party planner Rachel Uchitel, 34, and Vegas nightclub executive Kalika Moquin, 27, are also have said to have had affairs with the golfer.

He crashed his car near his Florida home in the early hours last Friday after a huge bust-up with his Swedish wife Elin Nordegren, 29.

She is thought to be getting a total re-write of their pre-nuptial agreement and financial incentives to stand by him.

The couple are currently having several relationship counselling sessions a day

(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society; Sports
KEYWORDS: adulthumor; humour; infidelity; irony; tigerwoods; whocares
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To: HamiltonJay

They were starf***ers. Why else keep the text message and show them off to friends as a trophy?


21 posted on 12/04/2009 10:45:52 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

He was probably using his putter when he should have using his driver.


22 posted on 12/04/2009 10:45:52 AM PST by tractorman
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To: OldDeckHand

Yup, I often feel like I’ve fallen down the rabbit hole and now live in bizarro world. Who really cares WHAT a woman who will sleep with another woman’s husband thinks AND who really cares how someone else’s husband is in bed? Only people without real lives.


23 posted on 12/04/2009 10:45:52 AM PST by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: silverleaf
Clooney sounds like a stellar character, too

She's his speed, though.

24 posted on 12/04/2009 10:45:58 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: OldDeckHand

Yup, I often feel like I’ve fallen down the rabbit hole and now live in bizarro world. Who really cares WHAT a woman who will sleep with another woman’s husband thinks AND who really cares how someone else’s husband is in bed? Only people without real lives.


25 posted on 12/04/2009 10:45:58 AM PST by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

ROFLMAO!


26 posted on 12/04/2009 10:46:07 AM PST by EscapedDutch ("Socialism is great until you run out of other people's money" - Lady Margaret Thatcher)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Lowest number of strokes isn’t always the goal.

But it does explain why he was below par.

27 posted on 12/04/2009 10:47:05 AM PST by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Lowest number of strokes isn’t always the goal.

ROTFLMAO...spaghetti sauce all over the place!

28 posted on 12/04/2009 10:47:37 AM PST by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: caddystacks

Can’t imagine Ambien sex is even remotely good.


29 posted on 12/04/2009 10:47:44 AM PST by rintense (You do not advance conservatism by becoming more liberal. ~ rintense, 2006)
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To: OldDeckHand

Not anymore. The whore has been welcomed and the decent has been thrown under the bus!


30 posted on 12/04/2009 10:48:03 AM PST by angcat ("GO YANKEES")
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To: JoeProBono

The people in “American Gothic” used to look old. . . . (sigh)


31 posted on 12/04/2009 10:48:30 AM PST by esquirette (If we do not know our own worldview, we will accept theirs.)
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To: a fool in paradise
"The Rolling Stones had a song about this sort, Starf***er."

If there was ever an authority on that subject, it would certainly be the Rolling Stones.

32 posted on 12/04/2009 10:48:40 AM PST by OldDeckHand (Obamacare - So bad, even Joe Lieberman isn't going to vote for it.)
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To: caddystacks

Women who kiss and tell are trash...men who sleep with them, get what they deserve.


33 posted on 12/04/2009 10:49:05 AM PST by SouthDixie (We are but angels with one wing, it takes two to fly.)
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To: caddystacks

Dude. That sucks. If you’re going to be a philandering jackass — at least leave ‘em satisfied. It’s bad enough that the world knows he’s a philanderer ... now they know he’s a philanderer that’s lousy in the sack. Yikes.

SnakeDoc


34 posted on 12/04/2009 10:49:26 AM PST by SnakeDoctor ("Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much." -- John Wayne)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

“Lowest number of strokes isn’t always the goal.”

BWAA-HAAAAA-HAAAAAA! :)


35 posted on 12/04/2009 10:49:45 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin ( "When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both." - James Davidson)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

That’s some wicked wit!


36 posted on 12/04/2009 10:49:55 AM PST by Ahithophel
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Lowest number of strokes isn’t always the goal.

BWAHAHAHA...nice :o)

37 posted on 12/04/2009 10:50:02 AM PST by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: maddog55

“When will it end...”

...close to never. This kind of activity works and is almost expected of other sports figures. Tiger was the “super human” who was perfect in every way. (legitimately. not fake and in his own mind like BO) The epitome of success. Imagine Tiger having to go back out on the tour with this hanging over his head. No more “what a great shot”. Now it’s “wonder who Tiger slept with last night?”


38 posted on 12/04/2009 10:50:02 AM PST by albie
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To: jrg

You’d be surprised what a woman will put up with for a guy that’s worth the better part of a billion dollars.

SnakeDoc


39 posted on 12/04/2009 10:50:13 AM PST by SnakeDoctor ("Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much." -- John Wayne)
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To: SnakeDoctor

I’m sure Tiger now realizes (as should any man of means) that it isn’t the sex these women are after- its the money resulting from it. Whether or not the women make sounds only dogs can hear is irrelevant.


40 posted on 12/04/2009 10:51:00 AM PST by rintense (You do not advance conservatism by becoming more liberal. ~ rintense, 2006)
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