Posted on 12/04/2009 10:39:15 AM PST by caddystacks
TIGER Woods was rated as "horrible in bed" by one of his lovers, it was revealed yesterday.
The damning verdict came from Las Vegas cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, who says she had a 31-month fling with the married golf superstar.
The 24-year-old mistress told fellow contestants on US TV reality show Tool Academy she had also "hooked up" with George Clooney.
But while she was full of praise for the movie heartthrob, she mauled Tiger.
Telly pal Krista Grubb, 27, told The Sun: "She was showing all these texts from Tiger and George.
One she said was from George said, 'When can I get up in there again?' He signed it G.
"She said she met him while working as a cocktail waitress in Los Angeles and they would meet up in Vegas and he was a lot of fun.
"Jaimee said George was amazing but wasn't so nice about Tiger. She just kept saying he was horrible in bed."
Another pal of Jaimee said Woods, 33, offered to buy her an apartment in Las Vegas.
New York socialite and party planner Rachel Uchitel, 34, and Vegas nightclub executive Kalika Moquin, 27, are also have said to have had affairs with the golfer.
He crashed his car near his Florida home in the early hours last Friday after a huge bust-up with his Swedish wife Elin Nordegren, 29.
She is thought to be getting a total re-write of their pre-nuptial agreement and financial incentives to stand by him.
The couple are currently having several relationship counselling sessions a day
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They were starf***ers. Why else keep the text message and show them off to friends as a trophy?
He was probably using his putter when he should have using his driver.
Yup, I often feel like I’ve fallen down the rabbit hole and now live in bizarro world. Who really cares WHAT a woman who will sleep with another woman’s husband thinks AND who really cares how someone else’s husband is in bed? Only people without real lives.
She's his speed, though.
Yup, I often feel like I’ve fallen down the rabbit hole and now live in bizarro world. Who really cares WHAT a woman who will sleep with another woman’s husband thinks AND who really cares how someone else’s husband is in bed? Only people without real lives.
ROFLMAO!
But it does explain why he was below par.
ROTFLMAO...spaghetti sauce all over the place!
Can’t imagine Ambien sex is even remotely good.
Not anymore. The whore has been welcomed and the decent has been thrown under the bus!
The people in “American Gothic” used to look old. . . . (sigh)
If there was ever an authority on that subject, it would certainly be the Rolling Stones.
Women who kiss and tell are trash...men who sleep with them, get what they deserve.
Dude. That sucks. If you’re going to be a philandering jackass — at least leave ‘em satisfied. It’s bad enough that the world knows he’s a philanderer ... now they know he’s a philanderer that’s lousy in the sack. Yikes.
SnakeDoc
“Lowest number of strokes isnt always the goal.”
BWAA-HAAAAA-HAAAAAA! :)
That’s some wicked wit!
BWAHAHAHA...nice :o)
“When will it end...”
...close to never. This kind of activity works and is almost expected of other sports figures. Tiger was the “super human” who was perfect in every way. (legitimately. not fake and in his own mind like BO) The epitome of success. Imagine Tiger having to go back out on the tour with this hanging over his head. No more “what a great shot”. Now it’s “wonder who Tiger slept with last night?”
You’d be surprised what a woman will put up with for a guy that’s worth the better part of a billion dollars.
SnakeDoc
I’m sure Tiger now realizes (as should any man of means) that it isn’t the sex these women are after- its the money resulting from it. Whether or not the women make sounds only dogs can hear is irrelevant.
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