Caption the Jackass pardoning a turkey

[Lucky9teen]

US President Barack Obama (R) alongside his daughter Malia Obama (R), and National Turkey Federation Chairman Walter Pelletier (2nd L), pet a turkey named Courage during the annual turkey pardoning ceremony for Thanksgiving on the North Portico of the White House in Washington, DC.

[gimme1ibertee]

ROTFLOL!!

[paulycy]

:0)

[OB1kNOb]

Obama thinking to self: "I wonder why Rahm told me I should bow to it."

[ThomasThomas]

I have been on farms and have know many jackasses and Obama is no jackass.

There are two definition for jackass:

1. a male donkey

I am sure this not what you meant but a true jackass should be offend by the comparison. They have many characteristic that are far superior to President Obama.

To quote Bing Crosby.

A mule is an animal with long funny ears
he kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
he’s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
and by the way if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule

I will conceit the ears but he doesn’t look that strong. But a fool that has some abilities to sway public opinion is dangerous. His big mistake was a liberal college.

2. Noun. A man who is a stupid incompetent fool.
Exact synonyms: Bozo, Cuckoo, Fathead, Goof, Goofball, Goose, Twat, Zany

All these definitions assume that there is not a intent behind is actions but just incompetents or stupidity which is far from the truth. He has intent in all that he dose and the aren’t just stupid pointless goals. He is a fool in that all that he is trying has failed before but HE believes they failed just because those who tried in the pass were not as smart and gifted as himself.

I also must defend turkeys, I like eating turkeys.

This thought makes me hungry so I must go with checking spelling and grammar. If someone feels the need to point out mistakes please post them while I am lunch. Thanks for your help.

[gimme1ibertee]

Off-topic,but I just added another one to the NAPS list(National Pink Slip List)....Bobby Jindal and his lovely bride were guests at Zero's little soiree last evening.
For someone who claims to be so post-racial,he sure had a lot of Indians in the tent.
He made sure he didn't forget anyone-but,then again,there was no sign of Ghandi anywhere.Sickening.

[50mm]

[RckyRaCoCo]

[gimme1ibertee]

I’ll go along with the mule thing....he’s the biggest socialist mule i’ve ever seen,and is proud of the fact that he’s a beast of burden for Alinsky and his ilk.

[AdamBomb]

“When I was a little boy in Kenya....er...um....Hawaii, my mom, when she wasn’t naked, actually made one of these yard birds for us.”

[azishot]

LOL! You have a way with pictures the way some have a way with words (although you are articulate, too).

Happy Thanksgiving!

[paulycy]

LOL!

[ArrogantBustard]

ROFL!!!!!

[AdamBomb]

[A message]

0bama: The 0bama shall now decree you will live.

Turkey: Where's my free stuff?

[Lucky9teen]

[Gordon Pym]

lol, the Liberals’ and PETA’s heads would be spinning if palin gutted a deer on the White House lawn. I’d love every minute of it.

I guess I'll just have to wait for President Neugent

[1_Rain_Drop]

mating dance between two turkeys.

[GUNGAGALUNGA]

Welcome to my death panel...you can live

[Beckwith]

Finally! Something Obama can handle.

But the turkey only got a semi-bow.

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

I know tradition is to pardon a Turkey but after discussions with atty gen Holder we have decided to try in you in a federal court in New York