Posted on 10/09/2009 11:17:32 AM PDT by FormerRep
Admins, Mods, my fellow freepers lend me your ears. We all know the fiasco about the so called award. Can we please stop flooding the news sections with vanity parodies and put them all in one topic? Thanks!
“You’ll never win the Nobel Peace Prize using that tone.”
Besides, Obozo has the next 3 years in a lock.
“The only thing dumber than a pointless vanity is a pointless vanity telling people to stop posting pointless vanities.”
I think you should post a vanity about that.
BREAKING NEWS......OBAMA WALKS ON WATER TO WASHINGTON MONUMENT
Planets Align, Ushering in the Age of Obama
BREAKING O CURES THE UNMENTIONABLE
Obama Awarded Second Nobel (Chemistry) “Obama has great chemistry” Nobel Committee says
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Gets to Tootsie Pop Center w/o Biting!
“BREAKING: Obama named Motor Trend’s Car of the Year!”
Obama Defeats Chuck Norris in Unarmed Combat!
Mount Rushmore renamed Mount Obama
Obama becomes first Muggle to be appointed Minister of Magic
Breaking!....Obama brings Michael Jackson back to life!
American Journal of Proctology About to Announce “Man of the Year” Award Recipient
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA given Willy Wonka Golden Ticket—and the factory!!
Breaking!....Obama lands on the Sun!..only comment: “A little warm”...
Barack Obama wins the National Spelling Bee!
BREAKING - Obama sweeps every category at AVN awards show...says he’s “pooped”.
BREAKING. . .Obama beds hot French First Lady and Kucinich’s wife at same time, wife doesn’t care!
BREAKING:OBAMA AWARDED 7 MORE N0BEL PEACE PRIZES TO COVER MARCH-OCTOBER!!!
Obama Receives Academy Award (realistic performance of a US president)
God concedes throne to Obama! “Thou shalt not even conduct a recount...”
OBAMA declared MVP Super Bowl 41!
Obama wins ALCS and NLCS AND WORLD SERIES....
Flash! Nobel Peace Prize Committee awarded Monty Python Prize for Origional Sense of Humor
BREAKING: Obama wins “Little Miss Perfect” beauty pageant. Runner-up contests results.
Obama named the NEW James Bond! Will become agent Double-O-Bama!!!
Obama wins “Dancing with the Stars”
Obama walks on water!.....breaking news!...Obama has just walked across Lake Michigan!
Journey names Obama as new frontman!!!
ITS OFFICIAL- OBAMA AWARDED FIRST STEP ON MOON
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Hussein Obama wins every Gold medal in the 2016 Rio Olympics
Obama Becomes First Human Canonized While Alive
Obama new world Ping Pong champion!
BREAKING!!! Obama Awarded Honorary Birth Certificate!
Obama is “Smarter than a Fifth Grader”
Very Few People Realize Obama WAS the Fifth Beatle
Baby Obama smears poopie on the floor. Mom praises his artistic impulses.
BREAKING: All Chuck Norris facts to be replaced with Obama
BREAKING! PRESIDENT OBAMA DISCOVERS HOW TO FLY TO MARS FOR $79.99 PER PERSON ROUND TRIP!
Obama becomes FR member!
BREAKING NEWS: Obama Wins Wiener Dog Nationals
BREAKING: Obama awarded Medal of Honor
Obama named “High Commander” of Louis Farrakhan’s Mother-Wheel Space fleet! Obama “Deeply humbled”
Obama Declared Fifth Element
BREAKING: Obama Creates Two New Universes
Breaking: Obama the Most Blinged-Out President Ever
Breaking! Obama to dance with Himself on Dancing With the Stars - Will Be Celebrity and Pro!
IT’S OFFICIAL: Obamas Claim 2010 Ballroom Dance Title (in 2009)
Obama Declared Queen of England By Acclaimation ... Wait a Minute - Make That Barney Frank
Breaking, Obama Named “Da Man!!”
NEWS FLASH: Obama wins Tour de France. Photos!
Barack Obama Wins Pre-Emptive Title of “2010 Playmate of the Year”
BREAKING NEWS: Uranus Renamed to Obama
BREAKING: Obama Awarded Nobel Prize in Science for Making First Clone...of Himself.
BREAKING: Obama Awarded First Annual Al Qaeda Peace Prize - Dare Obama To Deploy Troops Now
I was kind of enjoying it.
What happened to the President of the World thread?
I want to see that one.
While some are ok, it’s pushing off other discussions from the latest comments/articles pages. I agree. People can’t control themselves.
Aww. Why does the fun have to end? Why can’t we be silly until 5 pm?
Give everyone 24-hours, then we’ll start slapping people down on this stuff.
know what? I find this over abundance of vanities refreshing today. They made me laugh and laughter is the best medicine. Truly, let us have our fun today, reality is not sane. We’ll deal with it tomorrow.
You know, what’s The 0ne going to do for an encore?
You posted a vanity to complain about vanities?????
I was going to post something along the lines of the Mormon genealogy researchers who do the family trees of the Presidents have decided to include among Obama’s direct ancestors George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Brigham Young and Saint Paul. But I didn’t have the time to has out the details well enough for a it’s own thread. Maybe later tonight though.
No, they are funny.
Obama and Infinite Loop
Obama Named “Father of Our Country,” Washington Stripped of Title
Obama Singlehandedly Wins Wimbleton Doubles Championship!!
Obama awarded First Place in Heber Springs, Arkansas Middle School Spelling Bee!
Obama wins Loebner Prize for Artificial Intelligence
Obama Elected Imperial Grand Poohbah by the Loyal Order of Water Buffalos ...
Wonderful!
I agree..not even reading the articles, just the titles are causing me to bust up..very much needed..
It’s organic and relatively harmless.
Pop over to Politico 44 if you want some series jernilism.
Oh, keep the vanities for awhile. We need an outlet for the Obama absurdity.
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