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The Free Republic "Obama wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize" Quip Thread
grey_whiskers | October 9, 2009 | grey_whiskers

Posted on 10/09/2009 7:06:00 AM PDT by grey_whiskers

Browsing Free Republic this morning, it seems like a lot of people are shocked by the choice of Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) as the 2009 recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Even non-conservative sources (see The London Times and The Taliban??!!!) are commenting with disbelief.

I think we ought to collect one-liners or jokes about it, for upcoming water cooler discussions.

Have at it!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: 2009nobel; humor; nobelprize; obama; whiskersvanity; wins
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This is obviously a consolation prize for The Olympics.

Time for Michele "keeping up with Oprah" Obama to do another international shopping spree.

This is the worst news Obama could have had.

Guess who the last Democrat President to win the Nobel Peace Prize was?

Yup!



Cheers!

1 posted on 10/09/2009 7:06:01 AM PDT by grey_whiskers
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Obama Wins Noble prize bombs Moon


2 posted on 10/09/2009 7:08:08 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom ;))
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This is like going to war and bringing an accordion.
3 posted on 10/09/2009 7:09:10 AM PDT by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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4 posted on 10/09/2009 7:09:31 AM PDT by pookie18 (Jindal-Palin or Palin-Jindal or Palin/Cheney '12)
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Obviously it was awarded for the beer summit, where Obama’s racist side came to full bloom, and the public got to see what Black Liberation Theology was all about.

Did Al Gore have to give his back?


5 posted on 10/09/2009 7:09:54 AM PDT by Tarpon (Oba-Mao is a reader, not a leader ...)
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AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....

Kanye West Taking the MTV Video Music Award Away from Taylor Swift and Giving It to Beyoncé.

6 posted on 10/09/2009 7:10:28 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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I hope for a cure for the common cold!

That means I win the Nobel Prize for Medicine next year!

YAHOO!!!!!


7 posted on 10/09/2009 7:10:48 AM PDT by Bulwinkle (Alec, a.k.a. Daffy Duck)
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I hadn’t heard about this yet, and would have sworn it was satire...


8 posted on 10/09/2009 7:10:57 AM PDT by bigbob
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Oops. That was supposed to be the Nobel Peas Prize for Michelle's vegetable garden. Sorry for the confusion.
9 posted on 10/09/2009 7:11:01 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Soon everyone will win a Nobel Peace Prize for not being George Bush...well, except for George Bush.)
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AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
10 posted on 10/09/2009 7:11:05 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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I’m embarrassed for the Nobel Committee. They probably don’t even appreciate how pathetic their syncophantic offering to their ‘god’ of peace really is. Especially since the nomination period for the awqard closed 2 weeks after the inauguration! I can only assume that back then they expected he’d have all the world’s problems solved by now...


11 posted on 10/09/2009 7:11:12 AM PDT by pgkdan ( I miss Ronald Reagan!)
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It is pretty obvious to me that giving obama the nobel prize is an extremely patronizing insult playing upon his incredible arrogance. Obama will receive much ridicule for this. The Nobel committee stuck it to him, and even as leftist as they are, I think they meant to.

I can’t stand Obama and I think he deserves the ridicule, but even I am a just a tad embarrassed for him. Unbelievable.


12 posted on 10/09/2009 7:11:45 AM PDT by HerrBlucher (Obamanos!)
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Another Freeper said it first, but....

Hell, why don’t they give him the Cy Young Award for his girly first pitch at the All-Star game this year while they’re at it.


13 posted on 10/09/2009 7:11:54 AM PDT by VA_Gentleman (Everyone says they have a plan... until they get punched in the face. -Mike Tyson)
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It makes perfect sense.

Obama is Moslem.

Plus, Islam is the “Religion of Peace.”

Therefore, he’s just won the award for “Biggest Moslem.”


14 posted on 10/09/2009 7:12:14 AM PDT by Islam=Murder (Hitler hated his Jewish side, Omoslem hates his white side.)
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mmmm.. mmmmmm mmmmm!

Barack Hussein Obama!


15 posted on 10/09/2009 7:12:14 AM PDT by Ancient Drive (DRINK COFFEE! - Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy!)
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He is also expected to win the Stanley Cup, be crowned Miss America and gain the Triple Crown — by several lengths in each race.


16 posted on 10/09/2009 7:12:23 AM PDT by La Lydia
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So now we know why Our President allowed his young daughter to wear a "Peace Symbol" t-shirt overseas..(even if IS in style)..

sw

17 posted on 10/09/2009 7:12:50 AM PDT by spectre (Spectre's wife)
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If Jimmy Carter wasn’t alive I’d swear he had been reincarnated as 0bama.


18 posted on 10/09/2009 7:12:56 AM PDT by tiki (True Christians will not deliberately slander or misrepresent others or their beliefs)
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Cheers!

19 posted on 10/09/2009 7:13:11 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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An affirmative action award for an affirmative action candidate.
20 posted on 10/09/2009 7:13:12 AM PDT by Hulka
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