Posted on 10/03/2009 12:34:59 PM PDT by JoeProBono
The big news from the journal Science today is the discovery of the oldest human skeleton—a small-brained, 110-pound (50-kilogram) female of the species Ardipithecus ramidus, nicknamed "Ardi." She lived in what is now Ethiopia 4.4 million years ago, which makes her over a million years older than the famous Lucy fossil, found in the same region 35 years ago. Buried among the slew of papers about the new find is one about the creature's sex life. It makes fascinating reading, especially if you like learning why human females don't know when they are ovulating, and men lack the clacker-sized testicles and bristly penises sported by chimpanzees.
One of the defining attributes of Lucy and all other hominids—members of our evolutionary lineage, including ourselves—is that they walk upright on two legs. While Ardi also walked on two legs on the ground, the species also clambered about on four legs in the trees. Ardi thus offers a fascinating glimpse of an ape caught in the act of becoming human.
The problem is it is doing it in the wrong place at the wrong time—at least according to conventional wisdom, which says our kind first stood up on two legs when they moved out of the forest and onto open savanna grasslands. At the time Ardi lived, her environment was a woodland, much cooler and wetter than the desert there today.
So why did her species become bipedal while it was still living partly in the trees, especially since walking on two legs is a much less efficient way of getting about?
According to Owen Lovejoy of Kent State University, it all comes down to food, and sex.
In apes—both modern apes and, presumably, the ancient ancestors of Ardipithecus—males find mates the good old-fashioned apish way: by fighting with other males for access to fertile females. Success, measured in number of offspring, goes to macho males with big sharp canine teeth who try to mate with as many ovulating females as possible. Sex is best done quickly—hence those penis bristles, which accelerate ejaculation—with the advantage to the male with big testicles carrying a heavy load of sperm. Among females, the winners are those who flaunt their fertility with swollen genitals or some other prominent display of ovulation, so those big alpha dudes will take notice and give them a tumble, providing a baby with his big alpha genes.
Let's suppose that some lesser male, with poor little stubby canines, figures out that he can entice a fertile female into mating by bringing her some food. That sometimes happens among living chimpanzees, for instance when a female rewards a male for presenting her with a tasty gift of colobus monkey.
Among Ardipithecus's ancestors, such a strategy could catch on if searching for food required a lot of time and exposure to predators. Males would be far more successful food-providers if they had their hands free to carry home loads of fruits and tubers—which would favor walking on two legs. Females would come to prefer good, steady providers with smaller canines over the big fierce-toothed ones who left as soon as they spot another fertile female. The results, says Lovejoy, are visible in Ardipithecus, which had small canines even in males and walked upright......
Why do you think they call them “street walkers”?
No, they did it to get away afterwards.
I think they figured out a long time ago that having to buy 2 pair of Nikes was going to be way too expensive and that it would be better to need only one pair of Nikes and a pair of cheap gloves.
BS! Shouldn't make a general statement. Human females (at least some of us) know when we're ovulating. Libido changes. Pain at ovulation when the egg breaks out of the ovary (feels like a "stitch" in the lower abdomen). Mucus discharges.
This is a reasonably good description of much of human history.
The idea that females choose which human males will receive their favors is ahistorical. For most of history females got little choice in the matter. We have no particular reason other than PCness to believe it was much different in human pre-history.
As Mohammad said: “I’d walk a mile for a camel”
That’s funny.
But your tagline may be prescient. Let us hope that those bald hippies have less procreational assets. That will eventually diminish their numbers.
Idiots. They walked to get beer. Sex was just an unintended consequence.
In all seriousness, the Baptists might be right here. Early humans started dancing upright and that directly led to having sex standing up.
Did they discover the Bubbateddydodd Democraticus?
I think there is an FR rule about posting nude photos of Janet Reno. Never do it again.
Let's assume that everyone on the planet read that and thus you never have to post it again. Just file under TMI.
If she was from Chicago she could hold 4 2x4s at the same time.
All the girls get prettier at closing time.....
I doubt it, crawling on all 4's came way before walking and that was right after the discovery of beer......
They had to beg for it like married guys to today.
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