Posted on 08/14/2009 7:19:07 AM PDT by Borges
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
4 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
5 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
6 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what supermarkets are offering discounts on brands of light bulbs, and what customer service they expect in a lightbulb shop
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
You are a very good Freper!
“Aaargh I spelled Freepers wrong”
But can you spell ‘spork weasel’?
23 to refer a defender of 43 as a “bushbot”
same number to refer to someone not fully enamored with Sarah Palin as a “romney bot”
They are a humorless bunch, aren’t they? Plus, liberals don’t seem to get enough irony in their diet.
My guhs is self-cleaning.
TMI, dude.
>>now it will only load when it dang well feels like it<<
I have this link:
Communist goals from 1963
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a37ebc13801fd.htm
on my about page and it is the same way.
If someone cuts the cheese, there has to be a third to hold the match.
But, you have forgotten:
*100 DU lurkers to blame Bush that the light bulb burned out in the first place.
Too many :)
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