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How many Frepers does it take to screw in a light bulb? (Friday Humor)

Posted on 08/14/2009 7:19:07 AM PDT by Borges

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

4 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

5 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

6 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what supermarkets are offering discounts on brands of light bulbs, and what customer service they expect in a lightbulb shop

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: fantasticwoklaunch; frepers; humor; lightbulbjokes; napl; vanity
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To: Califreak

You are a very good Freper!


161 posted on 08/14/2009 4:46:35 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (BG x 2 (and a heartbeat was heard today....))
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To: Borges

“Aaargh I spelled Freepers wrong”

But can you spell ‘spork weasel’?


162 posted on 08/14/2009 5:18:38 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: Borges

23 to refer a defender of 43 as a “bushbot”

same number to refer to someone not fully enamored with Sarah Palin as a “romney bot”


163 posted on 08/14/2009 6:50:23 PM PDT by Recovering_Democrat
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To: Borges
1 Freeper to post his opus because he can't handle the light bulb controversy anymore.
164 posted on 08/14/2009 7:06:51 PM PDT by Nachoman (Think of life as an adventure you don't survive.)
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To: visualops

They are a humorless bunch, aren’t they? Plus, liberals don’t seem to get enough irony in their diet.


165 posted on 08/14/2009 8:51:22 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Slings and Arrows
None. They're too busy cleaning their guhs.

My guhs is self-cleaning.

166 posted on 08/14/2009 11:31:14 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The mob got President Barabbas; America got shafted)
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To: ApplegateRanch

TMI, dude.


167 posted on 08/15/2009 12:00:35 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: boxerblues

>>now it will only load when it dang well feels like it<<

I have this link:

Communist goals from 1963
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a37ebc13801fd.htm

on my about page and it is the same way.


168 posted on 08/15/2009 4:49:16 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

If someone cuts the cheese, there has to be a third to hold the match.


169 posted on 08/15/2009 6:02:55 AM PDT by TheOldLady (zer0 the granny killer)
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To: Califreak; All; y'all; whoever; whomever

Every little bit helps! Please donate!

170 posted on 08/15/2009 2:09:41 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (BG x 2 (and a heartbeat was heard today....))
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To: Borges
Great, I love it. I hope this stays on a long time.

But, you have forgotten:

*100 DU lurkers to blame Bush that the light bulb burned out in the first place.

171 posted on 08/16/2009 3:05:56 PM PDT by CitizenM ("An excuse is worse than an lie, because an excuse is a lie hidden." Pope John Paul, II)
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To: gratefulwharffratt

Too many :)


172 posted on 08/17/2009 5:59:23 PM PDT by Darlin' (Stay well or the government will try to kill you.)
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