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Computed: The world's most beautiful woman
The Daily Week ^ | Duncan McKenzie

Posted on 07/18/2009 8:16:37 AM PDT by Mike Darancette

The perfect woman may not exist in reality, but scientists now know what she would look like. The discovery follows five years of painstaking work by researchers at Montreal's McGill University, who digitally selected and blended the best features of the world's most beautiful woman, to create a single composite face, revealed here for the first time.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailyweek.com ...


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: beauty; canada; satire
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To: Mike Darancette

The amount of gullible people who rapid fire post without looking at the article first, or the website it comes from, astounds me.


21 posted on 07/18/2009 8:27:05 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (The Constitution is my heritage. And it was written by white men wiser than you.)
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To: gthog61

http://dailyweek.com/stories/20090717_cheney/cheney.html


22 posted on 07/18/2009 8:28:35 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: gthog61

Halle Berry’s cheeks. But to tell a family secret her white half actually won the Oscar.


23 posted on 07/18/2009 8:28:37 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (The Constitution is my heritage. And it was written by white men wiser than you.)
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To: ElPatriota

ohh, you baaad.
LOL!


24 posted on 07/18/2009 8:29:33 AM PDT by silverleaf (If you can't be a good example, at least don't be a horrible lesson)
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To: Mike Darancette

Cheers!

25 posted on 07/18/2009 8:29:38 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Jubal Madison

You’re a rich man!


26 posted on 07/18/2009 8:30:02 AM PDT by LearsFool ("Thou shouldst not have been old, till thou hadst been wise.")
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To: Mike Darancette

Audrey Hepburn did not star in Gigi that French actress did. I can’t think of her name right now.


27 posted on 07/18/2009 8:31:06 AM PDT by KansasGirl (I still think Obama is just plain creepy.)
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To: silverleaf

:)


28 posted on 07/18/2009 8:31:12 AM PDT by ElPatriota (The SILENCE of the Catholic Church on the war on family-values, is ** DEAFENING **)
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To: Mike Darancette

Well, I guess there is an un-chromed bumper out there somewhere.


29 posted on 07/18/2009 8:31:19 AM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing......I AM MR THOMPSON!)
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To: Mike Darancette

Venus is one such beauty.

The Classic story of Pygmalion chronicles this ongoing search.

Pygmalion Myth - Greek II Pygmalion was a gifted sculptor from Cyprus who had no interest in the local women as he found them immoral and frivolous. Instead Pygmalion concentrated on his art until one day he ran across a large, flawless piece of ivory and decided to carve a beautiful woman from it. When he had finished the statue, Pygmalion found it so lovely and the image of his ideal woman that he clothed the figure and adorned her in jewels. He gave the statue a name: Galatea, sleeping love. He found himself obsessed with his ideal woman so he went to the temple of Aphrodite to ask forgiveness for all the years he had shunned her and beg for a wife who would be as perfect as his statue.

Aphrodite was curious so she visited the studio of the sculptor while he was away and was charmed by his creation. Galatea was the image of herself. Being flattered, Aphrodite brought the statue to life. When returned Pygmalion to his home, he found Galatea alive, and humbled himself at her feet. Pygmalion and Galatea were wed, and Pygmalion never forgot to thank Aphrodite for the gift she had given him. He and Galatea brought gifts to her temple throughout their life and Aphrodite blessed them with happiness and love in return.

and then there's My Fair Lady!

30 posted on 07/18/2009 8:32:04 AM PDT by Young Werther (Julius Caesar (Quae Cum Ita Sunt. Since these things are so.))
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To: Mike Darancette

About The Daily Week

The Daily Week is a satirical publication started in June 2009.

It is based in Oakville, Ontario, Canada, and updated every 15 seconds once a month.

Our People

Our greatest assets are our people. And here they are:

Editor: Duncan McKenzie

Writer: Duncan McKenzie

Graphics: Duncan McKenzie

Layout: Duncan McKenzie

(You get the idea)

UPDATE: There are now some new articles by “Senior Correspondent” Gary “Gaz” Pearson, a fine writer whose work is almost as good as my own.


I must admit, some of the stuff there is pretty good.


31 posted on 07/18/2009 8:32:26 AM PDT by Islander7 (If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
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To: Mike Darancette

Beware of ANYTHING created by a committee!

The camel is a horse that was created by a committee.

A woman designed by a Canadian committee would probably be so ugly she’d have to sneak up on a water bucket to get a drink!

You want proof? Just study the Canadian HEALTHCARE System a while!


32 posted on 07/18/2009 8:34:11 AM PDT by Tucker39 (I Tim. 1:15b " .....Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners, of whom I am chief.")
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To: Mike Darancette

Michael Jackson would have been enthralled and perhaps given up drugs just to wait for her to made by the liberal scientists he would have hired.


33 posted on 07/18/2009 8:34:59 AM PDT by kindred ( Let God be true and every man a liar in order that thy sayings may be true and ...)
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To: Mike Darancette

Sorry college guys. The female that most approximates physical perfection in the world today is CZJ. And from what I see almost any female beats what you came up with. Perhaps you need to get out more?


34 posted on 07/18/2009 8:35:35 AM PDT by Nuc1 (NUC1 Sub pusher SSN 668 (Liberals Aren't Patriots))
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To: Mike Darancette
I remember her - she was a blind date from the Delta Gamma house that a brother's girlfriend fixed me up with. She had a great personality.
35 posted on 07/18/2009 8:37:45 AM PDT by shove_it (old Old Guardsman)
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To: Nuc1
Dang caught me!
36 posted on 07/18/2009 8:39:00 AM PDT by Nuc1 (NUC1 Sub pusher SSN 668 (Liberals Aren't Patriots))
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To: Mike Darancette
I can hardly wait to see their version of the world's most ugly woman.
37 posted on 07/18/2009 8:44:13 AM PDT by F.J. Mitchell ( Even the left knows Sarah Palin is right for 2012.)
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To: Mike Darancette

Looks like the eigenvalues are off a bit.


38 posted on 07/18/2009 8:47:15 AM PDT by dartuser ("If you torture the data long enough, it will confess, even to crimes it did not commit")
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To: KansasGirl

Leslie Caron.

Audrey Hepburn was a true beauty.


39 posted on 07/18/2009 8:47:47 AM PDT by neocon1984
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To: grey_whiskers
The obligatory counter to anything HT.
40 posted on 07/18/2009 8:48:10 AM PDT by AFreeBird
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