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1 posted on 07/09/2009 7:13:13 PM PDT by llevrok
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Now there’s a real man!


2 posted on 07/09/2009 7:15:06 PM PDT by Man50D (Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! FairTaxNation.com)
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Gonzalez called 911.

Mr. Machismo.

3 posted on 07/09/2009 7:15:15 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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Simple battery?

D cells, probably.

4 posted on 07/09/2009 7:15:40 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (I don't believe anything anyone says about anything anymore.)
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Useless without photographic evidence.


5 posted on 07/09/2009 7:16:36 PM PDT by buccaneer81 (Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
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“The only solution to this is the BANNING of all pink sex toys! How many men must be poked in the groin before this maddness ends? It’s for the children!” ~ Local, Enraged LibTard


7 posted on 07/09/2009 7:17:25 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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45 yr old women and sex toys? Barf.


9 posted on 07/09/2009 7:20:16 PM PDT by exist
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Guilty as hell!...


10 posted on 07/09/2009 7:20:36 PM PDT by buccaneer81 (Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
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“with whom she has been living for five months”

Now granted I am a little drunk, but is this chick 5 months old?

13 posted on 07/09/2009 7:26:04 PM PDT by A Texan (Oderint dum metuant)
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My gawd, this is like calling 911 when McDonald's ran out of chicken mclugnuts.

How far is Treasure Island from Port Saint Lucie?
19 posted on 07/09/2009 7:35:58 PM PDT by Brizick (Repeal the 17th Amendment)
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TREASURE ISLAND — A woman has been arrested after accosting her live-in boyfriend with a pink sex toy.

♀☹☠☣☢★☆MANGLED GENITALS PING☆★☢☣☠☹♂

They just don't make pirates the way they used to.

21 posted on 07/09/2009 7:39:23 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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He is lucky she didnt poke him in another area.


23 posted on 07/09/2009 7:54:31 PM PDT by Venturer
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Beat up by a dildo. Just damn.


26 posted on 07/09/2009 8:24:48 PM PDT by autumnraine (You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out)
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ping


27 posted on 07/09/2009 8:27:15 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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Funniest T-shirt messages in human history

29 posted on 07/09/2009 8:55:29 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: llevrok

I wonder if she kept saying turn around, turn about is fair play?


33 posted on 07/09/2009 9:16:10 PM PDT by razorback-bert (We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.)
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Sounds like the perp is better at groin-poking than her boyfriend.


34 posted on 07/09/2009 9:24:48 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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"began poking" him "in the groin area multiple times" with the sex toy.

Gonzalez called 911.

What a weenie.

35 posted on 07/09/2009 9:32:49 PM PDT by TXBlair (White-knuckling my way through the next three and a half years.)
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To: llevrok

Talk about having a bad vibe.


36 posted on 07/09/2009 9:35:50 PM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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He’s lucky she didn’t have an axe near to hand.


48 posted on 07/10/2009 7:07:53 AM PDT by AFPhys ((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))
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Guilty!

Firing squad at sunrise.
49 posted on 07/10/2009 8:33:12 AM PDT by BJClinton (One Big Ass Mistake America)
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