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Woman arrested for battery after poking boyfriend in groin with her sex toy
St Petersburg Times ^
| 7/8/09
Posted on 07/09/2009 7:13:13 PM PDT by llevrok
TREASURE ISLAND — A woman has been arrested after accosting her live-in boyfriend with a pink sex toy.
Kimberly Lynn Calvert, 45, of 11875 3rd St. E, Apt. 4, was arrested Wednesday on a charge of simple battery.
Police say an intoxicated Calvert first yelled at John Anthony Gonzales, with whom she has been living for five months, then "began poking" him "in the groin area multiple times" with the sex toy.
Gonzalez called 911.
TOPICS: Hobbies
KEYWORDS: florida; napl
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posted on
07/09/2009 7:13:13 PM PDT
by
llevrok
To: llevrok
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posted on
07/09/2009 7:15:06 PM PDT
by
Man50D
(Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! FairTaxNation.com)
To: llevrok
Gonzalez called 911.Mr. Machismo.
To: llevrok
Simple battery?
D cells, probably.
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posted on
07/09/2009 7:15:40 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(I don't believe anything anyone says about anything anymore.)
To: llevrok
Useless without photographic evidence.
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posted on
07/09/2009 7:16:36 PM PDT
by
buccaneer81
(Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
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To: llevrok
“The only solution to this is the BANNING of all pink sex toys! How many men must be poked in the groin before this maddness ends? It’s for the children!” ~ Local, Enraged LibTard
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posted on
07/09/2009 7:17:25 PM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: hinckley buzzard
yeah, the better response would have been to wait until she decided to call and claim he had done something to her.
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posted on
07/09/2009 7:20:13 PM PDT
by
jdub
(A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.)
To: llevrok
45 yr old women and sex toys? Barf.
9
posted on
07/09/2009 7:20:16 PM PDT
by
exist
To: llevrok
Guilty as hell!...
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posted on
07/09/2009 7:20:36 PM PDT
by
buccaneer81
(Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
To: buccaneer81
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posted on
07/09/2009 7:23:25 PM PDT
by
csmusaret
(If you like this economy, keep voting for Donkeys.)
To: buccaneer81
Which party is that? M or F? LOL.
To: llevrok
“with whom she has been living for five months”
Now granted I am a little drunk, but is this chick 5 months old?
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posted on
07/09/2009 7:26:04 PM PDT
by
A Texan
(Oderint dum metuant)
To: csmusaret
Viagra antidote.For sure.
14
posted on
07/09/2009 7:26:43 PM PDT
by
buccaneer81
(Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
To: buccaneer81
kinda looks like Cindy Sh!thead...
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posted on
07/09/2009 7:27:53 PM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - Obama is basically Jim Jones with a teleprompter)
To: Chode
kinda looks like Cindy Sh!thead... It does, doesn't it?
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posted on
07/09/2009 7:28:53 PM PDT
by
buccaneer81
(Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
To: buccaneer81
“kinda looks like Cindy Sh!thead...”
“It does, doesn’t it?”
Wow, did he drop off of the face of the Earth.
I think if you look up “useful idiot” in the dictionary, her picture is there.
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posted on
07/09/2009 7:34:39 PM PDT
by
The Antiyuppie
("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
To: buccaneer81
GUILTTTTTY!
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posted on
07/09/2009 7:35:09 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: llevrok
My gawd, this is like calling 911 when McDonald's ran out of chicken mclugnuts.
How far is Treasure Island from Port Saint Lucie?
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posted on
07/09/2009 7:35:58 PM PDT
by
Brizick
(Repeal the 17th Amendment)
To: buccaneer81
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posted on
07/09/2009 7:37:57 PM PDT
by
isom35
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