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In all seriousness...who in the h*ll falls asleep during a tattoo? Especially on your face! This smells a little off, dont'cha think?

1 posted on 06/16/2009 1:28:12 PM PDT by Dooderbutt
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She looks even more promiscuous with the stars.


2 posted on 06/16/2009 1:29:16 PM PDT by exist
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Now known as the Constellation Dumbass!


3 posted on 06/16/2009 1:30:08 PM PDT by 11Bush
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No amount of Clearasil will take care of that.

Similar thread here.

4 posted on 06/16/2009 1:30:14 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands ("Failed Obama Administration" (TM))
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She just needs to get the other side of her face done and it will all be okie dokie.


5 posted on 06/16/2009 1:30:27 PM PDT by San Jacinto (gorebull warming -- the Socialists' Shortcut.)
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Joe Biden should stick to his day job.


6 posted on 06/16/2009 1:30:44 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Phodopus campbelli: household ruler since July 2007.)
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Lady, even one star would have ruined your life.


10 posted on 06/16/2009 1:32:57 PM PDT by Seruzawa (Obamalama lied, the republic died.)
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Her belt buckle should be sued for false advertising.


11 posted on 06/16/2009 1:33:08 PM PDT by frogjerk (C-NJ)
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One more and she could have had a star for each State in the U.S.


13 posted on 06/16/2009 1:34:45 PM PDT by beaversmom
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Disfigurement to the max. Tattoos on the face are a true sign of extreme personality disorders..


15 posted on 06/16/2009 1:36:01 PM PDT by nikos1121
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Jail bate!! Where was the parental consent??


16 posted on 06/16/2009 1:36:44 PM PDT by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristote)
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And now singing on karaoke.....”Hey there. You with the stars on your eyes.”


17 posted on 06/16/2009 1:37:06 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't fly, can't ski, can't drive, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best.)
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As my grandfather used to tell me; “Stupid is supposed to hurt”.


18 posted on 06/16/2009 1:37:14 PM PDT by Natural Law
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Another drug related accident.


19 posted on 06/16/2009 1:37:23 PM PDT by SeeSharp
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So 3 stars on her face wouldn’t have ruined her life?


21 posted on 06/16/2009 1:38:12 PM PDT by CaptRon
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Tattoos. I don’t get it. I was just at the beach yesterday looking at the old women who’ve dated themselves with their trendy tramp stamp that was so hip 10 years ago. Now they are 30 somethings with a kid or two and it just looks bad. This tramp could probably strip for 10 years or so if she stays in shape, and if she saves every dime she’ll do better than average. So look on the bright side honey. She won’t even need to buy stripper glitter.


22 posted on 06/16/2009 1:39:34 PM PDT by JTHomes
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In all seriousness, Why have tattoos become so popular, They hurt, they are expensive to have done, most of the pictures are so bad you wouldn't hang them on your wall just on your body, and I heard that they don't wash off.
23 posted on 06/16/2009 1:40:52 PM PDT by Jim from C-Town
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This bright ambitious young lady was just trying to capture the idiom of William Butler Yeat's "When You Are Old".

When you are old and grey and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;
How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And loved your beauty with love false or true,
But one man loved the pilgrim Soul in you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face;
And bending down beside the glowing bars,
Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled
And paced upon the mountains overhead
And hid his face amid a crowd of stars.

25 posted on 06/16/2009 1:40:57 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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She did not fall asleep, she got exactly what she asked for and after she went home, her father and her boyfriend saw her and threw a fit, so she changed her story.

Nobody sleeps through 56 tattoos. I had gotten two tattoos when I was younger and YOU FEEL EVERY JAB of that needle. Every jab.

She knew exactly what she was doing, and only later realized, “OH MY! What have I done!”

Tough cookies dumbass.
I’m not happy with my tattoo either, but it was my own stupid fault. Thank god it’s high on my arm where nobody will see it. The other is on my hip where even less people will ever see it.

Good lord, on her face no less...


27 posted on 06/16/2009 1:41:30 PM PDT by Bon mots
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LOL. It makes Mike Tyson tattoo look good. At least they did not shave her eyebrows while asleep.


29 posted on 06/16/2009 1:44:54 PM PDT by Orange1998
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Overdone. I think she reached her max skankaliciousness after only 2 or 3 stars.

Let me just try to imagine how AWFUL this will look when she's 68...ewwwww!

33 posted on 06/16/2009 1:48:50 PM PDT by willgolfforfood
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