Tattoos. I don’t get it. I was just at the beach yesterday looking at the old women who’ve dated themselves with their trendy tramp stamp that was so hip 10 years ago. Now they are 30 somethings with a kid or two and it just looks bad. This tramp could probably strip for 10 years or so if she stays in shape, and if she saves every dime she’ll do better than average. So look on the bright side honey. She won’t even need to buy stripper glitter.
They mentioned circus in the article—that’s always an option.