Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
BUNNY slippers! If everyone in the world had a pair of Bunny slippers, there would be no wars!
Produkt mey kontain traces uv bunneh.
LOL. Glad I didn’t have slippers, either fuzzy or bunny today. We did the Stations of the Cross at a nearby church today, and it was cold and wet out there.
(So sez the kitteh)
Golly. It’s been a long time since I did the Stations.
Still.
Easter is Easter, and we mark His Resurrection. He LIVES!
My doctor lets me do anything I want, as long as I don’t call him in the middle of the night ;-).
I’ll just go sit in the recliner with my biography of General Wavell, until it’s a civilized hour (i.e., the byos have stopped screaming) to go to bed with Wednesday.
Well done!
About a quarter of it is the library and we are putting in a bath and office. It will effectively double our living space with out raising our property taxes any more then they already went up.
Cheers!
Our previous Rector had a flair for the dramatic and even though ours are done in the Nave (warm and dry) they were quite something. I have to be at the church in a couple of hours to prepare for Tenebrae.
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I'll have that Guinness for her on Sunday.
And if she *is* going to the Great Lakes for real, let me know.
I live in Minneapolis, not too far from Duluth.
Just show up during one of the two days of summer...
Congrats to her, prayers, up, and God Bless.
...oh, and Happy Good Friday.
Leaving for Good Friday service now, be back later.
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Welcome to the Flying Castle!!
Welcome to the Undead Thread, where literary madness, bizarre rantings, and general all around loafing and slacking are encouraged in the name of science and humor.
;-)
Long time no see, how have you been?
No need to warn GW about the dangers of the dunjons or the zombies, he can take care of himself quite well.
Wish I could quickly find the pic that goes with it.
*sigh*
Me and my cluttered hard drive.
I feel lucky to HAVE a hard drive.
I can only wait for payday...to make sure my clutters are organized. :oþ
AN EASTER STORY!!!
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay,
the rabbit is the Easter Bunny,
and
he is DEAD .
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man
what’s wrong.
‘I feel terrible,’ ! he explains,
‘I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM.’
The blonde says,’Don’t worry.’
She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny ,
bends down,
and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves,
hops another ten feet,
turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
‘What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?’
The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says..
(Are you ready for this?)
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(OK, here it is)
It says,
‘Hair Spray:
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave.’
Happy Easter!!!
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